Rate my tinder

FirstLastMan · 2019-06-25T15:03:47+00:00

Too many pictures.

Take out the ones with any dude who's taller than you

Take out the last one showing your ass (why) and shit on the floor

No offence but I'd shave because you can't pull off a full beard. It's a bit too obvious

Remove the bio. It's not doing you any favors

Psychological_Radish · 2019-06-25T15:41:56+00:00

Your profile sucks balls. I would be surprised if you got many matches.

Pic 1: no selfies, although you might get some interest because you at least look good in that one.

Pic 2: I suppose you can keep this one

Pic 3: Obviously posed, very unflattering lighting, shitty background

Pic 4: No pics with more handsome bros

Pic 5: No pics with taller bros

Pic 6: No degeneracy, lose the trashy cigarette

Pic 7: No stupid poses/gestures

Pic 8: Contrary to what the other commenter said, pics from behind do work if you have a nice ass and broad shoulders. You have a big back so show it off. Just take this picture in a location more interesting than your hallway.

The good news is that at least you have a handsome face, although you aren't a model. Your pictures are low quality and more importantly, boring. In my opinion you aren't hot enough to get away with that, but you could do well if you made drastic improvements. Read /u/mallardcove 's Tinder guides.

RedSkeller · 2019-06-25T16:11:18+00:00

Not trying to be a dick, but do you have anything that doesn’t scream try hard? Less pictures and cut all the selfies. Get 3 or 4 pics showing ‘what you do’ over how pretty you can look. Throw in a suit pic, try to get pictures looking neutral or stoic.

[deleted] · 2019-06-25T16:29:15+00:00

Waste of time/10

Go talk to real women

NightTripInsights · 2019-06-25T15:39:27+00:00

It feels kinda rude to ask, but I can't tell if you are still trying to grow your beard out or if you decided to keep it there due to the patches and how short it is. I'd suggest growing it out more and to not trim it at all until those patches are more full and you have length to manipulate. I know it will.look like shit and be uneven but seriously wait at least a month or 2 before you try trimming a beard, gotta let it grow in so you can actually work with it

mseand · 2019-06-25T17:46:06+00:00

Only decent photo is the second one. The others either have bad lighting, show that all your friends are dudes, or are pretty boring

[deleted] · 2019-06-25T19:07:39+00:00

No selfies
You look like a faggot in the second pic
You look drunk and depressed in the red cup pic
No posed group shots
Seriously why all the group shots
Your other pics are all way too posed and fake

Total reroll. Go with natural photos that show case your best traits. This sort of mistake is pretty rooky level so I'm also gonna tell you to stop being a lazy cunt and go read the sidebar. It's actually amazing how you can be such an attractive guy yet have such a cancerous profile. This shit is pussy kryptonite

_Legendairy_ · 2019-06-25T18:36:36+00:00

Take out all pics except 6,3, and 4 - put them in that order (numbers taken from the order they’re in on the tinder page, not the order that they’re in on the imgur)

Get rid of the bio

The_Red_Trooper · 2019-06-25T20:33:03+00:00

I majored in accounting myself. Whatever you do please dont tell women that you are studying accounting . The pussy will dry up and they will fuck the local DJ. If a women is asking you what you are studying then Just say you are undecided. Women will put you in the beta Male provider category if they figure what your major is. When a woman thinks of an accountant she doesnt think of a guy blowing her back out . I lost countless of pussy from telling women that I was studying for my cpa.

nmoore0067 · 2019-06-25T21:07:31+00:00

You might get laid......

……..to rest

AdeHMar · 2019-06-25T21:19:55+00:00

Go take a look at that sub called chadfish and let me know if you really think "rating" your profile will help.

LondonChad1999 · 2019-06-25T16:21:30+00:00

Okay dude thank you ima actually do it

Title	Rate my tinder
Author	LondonChad1999
Upvotes	5
Comments	26
Date	June 25, 2019 2:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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