Today I held the door open for a girl. She wasn't even that hot, in her early 30s, short and kinda pudgy with cankles. She was holding her laptop and needed to use this door that only opens with an access card, and is notoriously difficult for girls to open because it needs a strong push. I was going to enter anyway but then I saw her and said (this is to the best of my recollection), "Ah-ha, you're in luck, I saved you". I opened the door, she comes in, sets down her laptop, I go next to her and say "Now where is my reward?" and extend my cheek towards her as if for her to kiss it. She says "Ahahaha, no, no, no." I give her a friendly pat on the back as I go sit down at my computer, and try to suppress the disappointment as I get to work. Rejected by a fucking post-wall. Why are women such cunts? What should I have done different?