Responses for shit tests?

hannlbaI · 2015-04-27T02:48:09+00:00

Never get defensive or upset, they win. It definitely takes some practice to get witty, and come up with come-backs fast.

A. "Jimmy is a 2/10", "Really? Well that's still 2 whole points above you!". My go-to response is usually to redirect the insult towards her. The trick is to not think too much about the come back, and also to not say it in an angry or upset manner. Keep it light, as if it's a playful jab. She'll have no reason to get upset, but in her head she'll be thinking "does he actually think I'm bad looking"?

B. That isn't too bad of a reply, but I see flaws in it. The good part is that it keeps her needing your approval, as well as it isn't outright rude or mean. It also serves to keep you in a position of power. However, you missed a good opportunity to turn the conversation sexual (or it may have actually been a sexual advance on her part). I would have said "I can't tell, why don't you pull your shirt a little higher?". If she's playful, or is accepting of the sexual advance, she'll do it, or return with a playful jab. If she turns you down, chances are she wasn't going to sleep with you anyways and was seeking approval from a 'friend'. That's your queue to leave.

C. You could say a few things. I usually say "Do you always believe what people tell you?". That way, she feels ignorant or stupid for believing anything (even if it is true, she doesn't know that). If it is something blatantly obvious, you can always try the agree and amplify technique. Just agree, and amplify whatever it was to the point that it seems absurd. Not only does she loose track of what was true and what wasn't, she can't accuse you of lying or being dishonest.

I'm also in the armed forces (Canadian), and I find that when girls ask me questions about it, it's because they find that aspect attractive. Keep in mind, some girls find military men a turn off, don't automatically assume the military will get you ass left, right, and center. That being said, when I have girls poke around and ask what it's like, it's usually because they think it's 'cool' or 'hot'. I usually answer honestly, but add a little bit of 'cocky' into it. The ones who are interested are usually asking because they find men in the military capable of providing security, as well as it's a 'manly' profession. Remember that if they initiate conversation, do actually answer their questions (some, not all, keep some mystery). If you simply ignore or knock aside all their questions, though, they'll think you're hiding something or are simply disinterested in them. Instead of thinking like you have to make the girl do all the talking, think about it as if you want to have control of the conversation. Being in control means that you set the pace of the conversation, allow the girl to speak too, but be the one who asks the questions and gives the queues as to who's turn it is to speak. (don't be a dick though! being in control doesn't mean being a douchebag).

www777com · 2015-04-27T04:51:59+00:00

A. Whoe! Careful, now. The last girl who gave me a low rating, ended up fucking me.

B. Hmm, hmm, turn around, hmm, well come to think about it, and with the light the way it is...I'm not saying.

C. depends on what XYZ is.

When women pry, think of some funny lie, pretend it's true, and see how long you can bullshit her with it. Makes the whole interaction more interesting than telling her the reality.

Edit: and when you bullshit her, the point isn't to convince her it's true. The point is to playfully try to convince her it's true. She should be able to tell you're bullshitting her.

Title	Responses for shit tests?
Author	Jimmypickles
Upvotes	2
Comments	3
Date	April 26, 2015 10:46 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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