A former Oneitis rejected me in a disrespectful way. One the one year anniversary of the act of disrespect, I’m want to get a can on spray paint and draw a big, red dick on the side of her car, and write “to the penismobile!” on the other side. The act will take place in the early hours of the day, under the shroud of darkness, and she will have to drive said vehicle to work. Legal risk aside, what are the pros and cons of this act?