I introduced myself to a sexy Latina (HB8, big hips aren’t for me but I’ll make an exception) I went to high school with awhile back. She often posts about her working out and chasing her dream career. I decided to slide in those DMs and now we exchange messages every few days.

She posted about how she sucks at replying to her DMs. It goes like this.

Me:”are you any better at texting”

HB8:”is this your way of asking for my #?”

Me:”potentially, unless you suck at texting and phone calls too. Then I’ll have to resort to writing a letter to ask you out”

HB8:”(sends her address) Let me know when you mail out the letter”

Me:”Not often my sarcasm bites me in the ass, bravo. Might as well hand deliver at this point”

HB8 doesn’t reply for quite a while then says “I love the sarcasm, thought I would give you some time to write that letter”

I left it at that for now, thought I would ask here as I have not swallowed the pill and not sure what to say. I don’t actually want to write this chick a damn letter to ask her out but god damn do I want to see her naked. What’s the next move? Thanks in advance