Shit tests are my downfall

eggheadedidiot · 2020-06-09T01:21:58+00:00

“ anyways “ and change the subject or just don’t reply

deeznutsbeswingin · 2020-06-09T01:25:39+00:00

Keep it playful: “you better, how else are you gonna get a turn?”

It’s not as serious as you’re thinking it is, just have an ego the size of saturn and have fun

IXseed · 2020-06-09T02:03:00+00:00

I'd say its less of a shit test and more going along with your joking to take it as far as you want to.

falecf4 · 2020-06-09T04:02:57+00:00

Sometimes the best thing to do to get in the right mind set of this is to literally how far you can push it. You don't want to be intentionally blowing up opportunities but it can help calibrate you to how much you can get away with. If you happen to go to far DO.NOT.APOLOGIZE!

ppvknifefight · 2020-06-09T05:31:14+00:00

pro tip -- if a shit test stumps you for more than a second or two, skip it or press through it like a f'n G, not searching for cute gifs. gifs are for girls youve already smashed.

"took your time." " yup. we're meeting at [location/time]" "hahah i cant just wait around while you" ignore digresses

more masculine energy, less lmfaobot

ev3rynightfireworks · 2020-06-09T02:50:23+00:00

"but who else is gonna eat zebra cakes with you at 2 in the morning"

xxx69harambe69xxx · 2020-06-09T05:50:57+00:00

grow some balls and tell that ho to wait her turn u pussy

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-06-09T15:49:59+00:00

"heh yeah I guess that would be boring"

cracksniffer666 · 2020-06-09T04:19:20+00:00

Sounds clingy and jealous. Never a pretty sign. What I do is just change the subject until it gets overbearing (like her letting the air out of your tires, or showing up to spy on you in your backyard. Currently going through this)

IBETITALL420 · 2020-06-09T03:26:34+00:00

Don't fucking send gifs man. That is some sperg beta shit. Texting is literally for logistics.

Should have just responded with nothing. It's literally for setting up dates/fucking appts

Title	Shit tests are my downfall
Author	debes0
Upvotes	9
Comments	13
Date	June 9, 2020 1:13 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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