Shit tests from mom

damaged_goods420 · 2018-07-11T12:07:42+00:00

HARD NEXT THAT BITCH

microgum · 2018-07-11T04:52:59+00:00

Yeah, I'm a teen so the easiest place for me to ever break frame is homelife.

Moms will straight up say dumb shit that makes no inherent sense.

Just go with it man.

Same thing with regular girls, A&A, joke, ignore, whatever.

Don't snap on your momma she loves you probably.

Zahlix · 2018-07-11T14:28:19+00:00

I dunno, game other moms to have abundance.

JohnDick2k · 2018-07-11T08:49:28+00:00

Yeah, my homelife consists of my younger sister shit testing me 24/7 stuff like "you ugly" or some other shit (just in case a lot of girls say that I'm handsome) to throw me off, I just laugh it off and say that she's cute. When I finally hope for some serenity in the evening my mom throws some uber shit tests, and actually it happens for me to fail those quite often. We just have to learn to pass them effortlessly.

Gravel_Roads · 2018-07-11T11:44:54+00:00

If you mean "shit testing" as in "teasing/challenging", then I hate to break it to you, but the older you get, the more you'll realize everyone shit-tests. Everyone. Men and women both.

Respond as you should always respond to shit testing: don't fucking care so much. Oversensitivity to minor challenges is what shit-testing is designed to weed out. Don't be the guy that needs weeding.

Imagine you live inside a gorgeous mind-palace full of gold and marble and soft beds, and any time someone gives you a hard time, it's like some roving dumbass is standing outside your window in a weedy field of broken bottles and used syringes and shouting up at you "YOU SHOULD LIVE DOWN HERE WITH ME!"

dm-lube · 2018-07-11T05:56:22+00:00

Can you guys gives examples of shit tests your mom/sisters give you?

Throwaway-242424 · 2018-07-12T00:00:50+00:00

Time to run some dread game on her.

mywifeson · 2018-07-11T04:53:45+00:00

Mommy does this to help you develop into a man. If you cannot navigate her shit tests you become a weak man

flashcash12 · 2018-07-11T05:30:42+00:00

My mom shit tests me occasionally when she gets irritated. My sister is a total bitch and a walking shit test 24/7 to everyone. That is when she decides to talk to me once every 3 months.

Bruchibre · 2018-07-11T07:30:08+00:00

Are your parents divorced?

Youngyoda89 · 2018-07-11T14:03:54+00:00

They do it on a subconscious level; meaning they’re not actively aware that they’re shit testing you but they will do it often. Just don’t break frame.

kjlh9 · 2018-07-12T01:19:03+00:00

Lol the comments got me dead

Title	Shit tests from mom
Author	salinorum
Upvotes	5
Comments	20
Date	July 11, 2018 4:47 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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