Hi askTRP, PillDragon here.

I've been seeing this girl for the past few months. We used to be friends before but I'd always harbored an intention of banging her. So after a concentrated year of monk mode she made a move on me. After a great first 3 weeks, in which she drunkenly confessed that she was in love with me, I entered into a relationship with her. I used to go to her for advice when I used to pick clothes and shoes when we were friends, haircuts as well, so once we started banging (always at her place, never got her home) I followed the logical route and got her in on my manscaping. Soon she began shaving my chest, crotch, balls and legs (cause I play soccer; no homo).

However, despite possessing a great rack she isn't really girlfriend material, and I corrected my mistake a week later by demoting her to plate. She took this surprisingly well (thanks to there being a "chance" that I'd be back dating her "maybe in a few months" which I deviously planted in her mind), probably since she knew she was my only plate at the time.

But then I got another plate, a less sexually pleasing but more stable creature. Volatile ex finds out about the competition via a hickey on my neck while she's on top of me and proceeds to lose her shit. Tears, screaming, she even tried hitting me but you know I'm alpha as fuck so I pinned her down then. After about 20 minutes of cajoling her she got back into her groove and we finished what we'd started.

Well here's the tricky part: day after is my next grooming session. We do it around once a week and I'm quite punctual about them. After her recent discovery I'm not sure whether she's safe for the job. Losing her services would be a shame, but you know we gotta protect our jewels at all times.

Pros of letting her continue: She's well trained and knows exactly what I like. She's silent as a lamb and it's weirdly therapeutic having a naked girl shave your body. Also the second plate isn't up for it coz she's staying in a college dorm, and to find someone else I'd first have to plate them, then get them to like the idea and then train them. So it's a bit of a process.

Cons: Possibility of a ripped ball sac upon her discovering any bite marks upon my body. Or she might slack up and do a shoddy job. I'm VERY particular about my body hair.