Background:

So I’ve been Snapchatting this chick for about 2 weeks or so, daily. We’re in a mutual friend group. We live close by so me her and two others split an Uber home on Saturday.

The text messages:

Me- Seeing as your Snapchat skills are subpar, how about we upgrade each other to IMessage?

Her- haha new phone who dis??

Me- Must be hard to keep up with all the guys on ur Snap!! You gave me your # when we split Uber on Saturday

Her - Exactly why my Snapchat skills are actually above subpar

Her (10 mins later) - just kidding I’m no hoe!

Me - How disappointing! I usually exclusively reserve iMessage for the hoes...

Her - LOLLL fuck :(

*end*

Analysis:

I’m new to this, but I think one of my big problems was that I was typing too much. I was not adhering to the 3:2 rule as highlighted on this subreddit.

If anyone could provide some feedback that would be great! I love mistakes, something to learn from.

Also, I can still answer, this chat was 10 minutes ago.

Edit: I’m trying to get this girl on a date this weekend