The Perfect Instagram

KidGrizz · 2020-05-16T11:46:28+00:00

If you got 10 mil pay someone to do it lol. If you can make 10 mil figure it out yourself lol

drevenx13 · 2020-05-16T14:45:46+00:00

Give me 100k$ you stupid faggot. With that money I will get high on cocaine and hookers until I die from overdose.

2020-05-16T14:04:43+00:00

$10m in the bank and all you can dream of is a fucking Instagram account. Sad.

beingamannotadayjob · 2020-05-16T12:10:15+00:00

Nah bro, u gotta be a rockstar.

Do something with ur money. Bitches will keep coming in.

U got freedom now, become a well-traveled person. Make music, make art.

I found that money is so unimportant when it comes to laying bitches.

I fucked a girl that I met in a bus that my friend had to pay for me because I was so broke.

theunconquored · 2020-05-16T12:05:15+00:00

If it were me?

I'd counter-engineer it. Instead of doing what everyone else does (show off) I'd go opposite.

You will never win playing king beta. There's always someone with more. Don't blow it all trying to look impressive. Just buy yourself a hot escort, get the fun without all of the expensive flexing.

Besides, anyone can look like they're a millionaire on Insta. Pose by a Ferrari you see on the street.

Instead, I'd start a millionaire minimalist lifestyle. I'd document the reality of having money and not spending it. Live in a small house or apartment. Look for smart investments. Discuss the challenges of doing what you want, rather than what others expect of you. Save your cash. Make it work for you. You know how to make money...get attention (if you really need attention) by doing it again and documenting it to teach others.

At the same time, display high value. Not king beta value that makes you a target for gold diggers. Show off your workouts. Hire a trainer and get fucking ripped. Work on your style and wardrobe. Hire someone to help with your charisma and confidence if you need it. Actually become strong and confident and you won't need to flex for attention. It will come to you naturally. It'll be real, and it will last longer than your money will, because no one can take it away from you.

2020-05-16T12:55:05+00:00

First off congratulations on the big sale!

My suggestion do things with the money that you have always wanted to do, but either because of money or time couldn’t do before. While at the same time balancing your future.

You’re obviously a smart dude to build and sell something that big so I won’t try to lump you in with lottery winners and nfl players who have a huge windfall and then blow it just know that happens.

If it were me I would buy a badass place somewhere that I have always wanted to live and pay cash for it. plan to live there at least five years 500k-million. Maybe wait a few months for the housing market to come down with the looming defaults.

Second I love cars it’s a weakness, Porsche GT4 club sport and I’d do track days once a month. Daily driver ford raptor 50k + 15k trailer for hauling and join the amateur circuit.

Do you like traveling? What are you favorite hobbies...besides cracking necks and cashing checks? Do those.

Now post a quality picture once a month and that’s it with about 9.25 million leftover throw that into investments.

This felt like that part in the Italian job where everyone asks “what are you going to do with you money” everyone talks and says what they want and then Edward Norton says “I just want all of those”

Oh last but not least, know that you are now going to be a target for a large amount of women. Think sperm jacking etc. I’d consider getting a vasectomy if you’re going to be very active. I’m at a fraction of 10 million and am considering getting one.

RelucBeam · 2020-05-16T14:29:58+00:00

This is unfortunate.

Hope you get better bro

alphaonthecomeup · 2020-05-16T15:21:55+00:00

Yeah bro for real you’re lit rn.

Definitely throw some of that cash in a Roth IRA or mutual funds account. So you’re set for life. And take the other and start traveling once this Corona virus thing is over.

Until then, just lift , get some good clothes - you don’t gotta go overboard but make sure you have a nice watch and shoes. Some elite Cologne is good - I really want a bottle of Creed Aventus but it’s like $300-400.

Dude for real , get a nice ass camera. Travel and take pics from time to time.

Go horseback riding in Argentina. Go to Iceland and do the Blue Lagoon and see the northern lights. Do all of these things with your best buds if they can afford to drop everything and be out with you. Seriously go live an elite life and let professionals manage the rest of your funds so you’re always making money while you’re having fun.

You honestly just finessed. 11m at 28. :) be proud of yourself.

KidGrizz · 2020-05-16T16:28:37+00:00

Yea my advice was 100% free.

savageblunder · 2020-05-16T19:21:22+00:00

Get some tribal tats bruh.

askyournan · 2020-05-16T19:45:03+00:00

Start with high quality pictures.

themaratha · 2020-05-16T13:39:34+00:00

Get a Lambo

KidGrizz · 2020-05-16T11:47:24+00:00

Watch gold digger pranks on YouTube. Do what they do if u want a gold digger. Don’t fall in love or marry... ever. If you don’t know this already

Title	The Perfect Instagram
Author	gyendysrm
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Date	May 16, 2020 11:37 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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