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[–]Stories_of_Red1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Boy, she sure is having fun twisting you around. One week in the woods, a little flirting, and suddenly you offer up your attention and focus for her to enjoy? /smh
New rule: If you are not having sex with her, you are not giving her attention beyond what you give to a 47 year old overweight secretary at the department of motor vehicles office. Be polite, but don't be an orbiter.
[–]trp-throw 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go from this to this.
Preselection is sexier than Thor's sixpack.
[–]FamineX1 point 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You either double team her tonight or move on.
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