Typical Questions

MrEiffel · 2014-11-14T10:48:19+00:00

Stop whining like a little bitch
Go to the main sub, read, re-read everything in the side-bar until you know it by heart.
Spend a year trying to put everything into practise.
Come back here with an actual question.

mister_barfly75 · 2014-11-14T12:16:35+00:00

Where do I meet girls if I ahve no friends?

Everywhere. They're fucking everywhere man.

What do I say to them?

Words and stuff. Ask questions, get them to talk about themselves, next thing you know you're having a conversation.

Where do people go on dates?

Bars, restaurants, clubs, movies, gigs, picnic in the parks, whatever. Wherever you fucking like, basically.

Are dates even a thing or are there only one night stands (live in the UK)?

Dates are a thing. Have you honestly never heard anyone say I've got a date tonight ? Jesus.

If I wear glasses am I doomed to be nerd fodder despite lifting lots of weight.

Only if you act like nerd fodder.

How bad does being a sandnigger hurt with grills if I have a local accent and am 6'0" (and not muslim lel)?

Your height is in your favour. Being brown shouldn't be a hold back unless you have an inferiority complex about it.

How does any non-chad stand a chance of ever getting any female attention when they have 500 chads ready to fuck with a few taps on their phone? (and that's just virtual attention, nvm irl attention)

I'm not a chad, I get plenty of attention. I carry myself well, speak well, smile when talking to people, dress in a suit, walk with purpose with my head held high. Maintain composure, act confident and engage and you should be fine. Don't worry about the chads, YOU are the fucking prize so act like it.

How weird are people seen if they have no friends; do you need to have friends to make friends? all my hobbies are solo, how fucked am I?

I'm a loner, partly through choice (solo hobbies too and not enough free time after work to indulge in them), partly because I've moved around quite often over the last couple of years so often find myself in a new place with no local friends. Making new ones has never been a problem and can be found anywhere - work, class, hell I've even met a few thanks to Twitter. Depending on where in the UK you are there may be a local subreddit. Join it, wait for the next meetup. Want to prove to yourself that you're not nerd fodder? Want to practice your social skills? That's where to go.

Alternatively, there's a website called meetup where people organise meetups (surprisingly). Check it out, see if there's anything going on nearby which is for people with the same interests as you.

After I leave uni and have a job will my only chance to get girls be these sad as shit speed dating / online dating options i.e. women picking the top 0.1 % of Chads?

What is your obsession with Chads? You do realise that over in 4Chan we are the ones that are considered Chads, right? They're all beta kissless faggots jealous of anyone who gets laid. That should be your goal - to be Chad instead of hating him.

And no, your options are not limited to speed dating or online, as long as you're not some shut in who never leaves the house.

What would YOU do in my shoes? (inb4 kill myself)

I'd stop using the word "lel" for fucking starters. Want to be a man? Start acting and talking like one. Get out of the house. Use any situation as an opportunity to practice social skills. Make friends with classmates or people at your gym. Approach women as often as possible.

Also, OP can't inb4.

banica24 · 2014-11-14T19:10:15+00:00

can't tell if this is a troll post or not

BrunoOh · 2014-11-14T10:34:16+00:00

Stop worrying about women for a start. They can smell that desperate incel stench from miles.

TimPartendale · 2014-11-14T11:17:40+00:00

Man, where to even begin with this one....

no friends or acquaintances the entire time

Make some fucking friends, you're not going to meet people or sharpen your social skills by being alone all the time

never been to club or bar

....

Where do I meet girls if I have no friends?

This assumes you need to have friends to meet girls which in fact is irrelevant. You can meet girls anywhere, on the street, at the bars/clubs you've never been to, even in your uni or workplace. Likewise people now meet others online, just don't take it too seriously.

Are dates even a thing or are there only one night stands (live in the UK)?

People go on dates, jesus.

If I wear glasses am I doomed to be nerd fodder despite lifting lots of weight.

Very few people care about glasses, it's not the glasses which make you a nerd it's your behavior/posture/free time activities. If glasses bother you then get contacts (I don't use either so IDC).

How bad does being a sandnigger hurt with grills if I have a local accent

My dad is a "sandnigger" and he still got tons of poon. I'm more or less one also and there is no effect on my game. I'm not muslim either, maybe that helps.

What would YOU do in my shoes?

Tonight is Friday night, go to the local bar and nonchalantly chat with people. Buy a tall beer, put on some fashionable clothes, have a smile on your face and chat with EVERYONE. GO MAKE FUCKING FRIENDS.

To be fair, you don't need friends to make friends although having friend's makes the process easier. DON'T mention to people how few friends you have (although they may figure that out), just play it off as though you're a normal dude (because you kind of are).

STOP WORRYING ABOUT WOMEN. The prostitute stuff is supposed to get you off of pussy's dependence and purchasing power, not make you 10x more thirsty.

Boom, hope that helps.

Title	Typical Questions
Author	monstarrrr
Upvotes	0
Comments	5
Date	November 14, 2014 10:21 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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