What is the RP community's opinion on this steps which would probably amount to huge amounts of crazy sex by desperate housewives:

  1. man gets a vasectomy and confirmation of 0 sperm count
  2. man acquires many plates with baby rabies (getting them near wall is a lot easier than digging through all cocks thrown at the top tier 22yo's)
  3. man lets them all know "he is planning to settle down" and "will marry the girl who gets pregnant by him", as "that is the moral thing to do" by his convictions

bonus points when: guy later dumps the one who got pregnant "by him" because he is obviously infertile and we all know what that whore really did