LTR. She's staying the week with her family in the mountains, we joked that she would get me sick over the phone.

Her: I have the flu. Sorry I think I got you sick.

Me: Stay in bed, try to study. And wear a mask next time I call you.*

Her: Didn't you say it was last call yesterday?* (Which I joked about previously)

Potential Responses:

Read and Ignore

"Goodbye." and ghost until she gets back.

"I thought you were my other girlfriend"

I don't want to enter her frame, but I did create an inconsistency. Other responses are appreciated.

Edit: Phrasing*