Background: A cocktail server at work asked me if I was autistic yesterday. She's mid 30s, recently started dating a 20? yo busser, has five kids (not sure from how many different men), post wall, etc etc. I was taken aback, and told her no, and she mentioned one of her bastards has "light autism" and that I act exactly like him. I've gone 27 years without anyone mentioning I'm autistic, so even if i am, idgaf. When i told her that I wasn't she told me that she and her new boyfriend (gentleman i mentioned earlier) bet a new tattoo (red flag) on whether or not I'm autistic. When I told her I wasn't she said there's "definitely something wrong with me" and that i should say I do so she can get that new tattoo. Tried to act indifferent but my blood was boiling that fucking whore.

Advice on frame/fitness tests: Now everyone is going to approach me and be like "hey, joanna says you're autistic lol are you? She's the resident expert on autism because one of her bastards had it so are you??? etc etc." How should i react/what should my frame be when this inevitable fitness test comes up next time i work? I would really like to avoid agree and amplify if possible.

Wouldn't turn to an online message board usually but Im afraid of this turning into a thing and i would like to nip it in the bud in a disrespectful (towards her) way in the inevitable upcoming shit tests. Thanks guys.