So, I was at the long side of the L shaped bar hanging out with my friend, and got bored and decided to go the short side, and this girl came up out of nowhere saying something about thanks for sitting in a spot at the edge of the L and that she didn't want to sit there, and I was like "um are you mad? I can move if you want me too"and she basically reiterated that no she really was just happy I was sitting there cuz she was on a bad date with some dude, and that basically he was boring but nice.and I was like so you ditched your date?and she got like frustrated with herself and realized what she did? idk it was weird.then she started talking to the dude besides her, and she talked about getting her dna tested and that she was like 40% british, and I was like fuck the brits man, and she was like right, they were so bad and shit.and then I talked about my genealogy and being Swedish and Belgian mainly with some Irish and Russian way back and shit, and then her date wandered over and she started talking to him and he offered to buy her a drink and shit it was embarrassing for the guy and I was bored so I started fidgeting, and then she was like "please don't touch me" cuz I accidentally bumped into her a few times with my knees, and I was like "...I'm not going to..." and the whole thing got weird, so I bopped out like nahh I'm not in crazy bitch territory tonight son in my head and went back to the other side of the bar.