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[–]thecleverestfool 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU YELL SURPRISE!
But seriously, that sounds like good advice, thanks for it. I'll let you know how it goes.
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[–]thecleverestfool 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
yes, yes I do. :)
The problem is, I am a virgin and am not really sure how to handle the situation.
She doesn't know this...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Tell her.
[–]thecleverestfool 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
lol how do i do that?
"oh btw, I was thinking we might bang, so I should tell you I'm a virgin"
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
lol not bad...
You don't have to tell her, but if the topic of sex comes up, which might happen if the topic of relationships comes up, which might happen if you're on a date... well then just be honest about your inexperience.
[–]thecleverestfool 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
haha, to be honest, I was thinking the date would be more along the lines of "let's get drunk and go dance" rather than talking :)
But I appreciate the sentiment, and will of course be honest if she asks :)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Even better :)
My one bit of advice, after fucking up a million times with a million different women and finally getting it right, is this: Let her seduce you.
[–]thecleverestfool 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
step 1: be attractive
step 2: don't be unattractive
:P I gotta get out there on my own, friend. I tried the "wait for them to come to you" tactic for 5 years, and all I got was an intact v-card and a complex out of it, lol
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah you're missing the point :P
Read this.
[–]LogicalTechno 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea man. She wants to bang. A girl did the same thing to me in the last couple weeks freshman year.
[–]absurdconcept 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She probably wants to bang. Like killusmaximus said, sit next to her (if she sits across from you, tell her to scoot over and sit next to her). Kino. If she's focused on you for the night instead of dancing with a bunch of random dudes and she's kinda drunk, don't wait too long to say "Hey, let's go back to my place for some drinks." Preferable to do this on a high note. Even better is if the high note is earlier, and you get her to commit to going to your place. For example... Yeah, there's this great blahblah... What?? You've never seen it / drank it / heard of it? We have to watch it. Tonight. After we're done bar hopping."
Sometimes girls can use the short term circumstances to write off sex as a fling, which defies any anti-slut defense logic.
Also, no reason to mention you're a virgin unless she says she is.
[–]thecleverestfool 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
kino?
[–]absurdconcept 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touch her. Touch her shoulder, pat her hip, hand on her lower back while you're walking, push her, pull her, etc.
[–]CunningLanguageUser 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
killiusmaximus's post is sterling.
But in answer to your question:
My question is... does this chick wanna bang?
Yes.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no way to ever tell. Just escalate until she stops you. Very probably, she won't. That is literally the only way to find out.
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