The night started off sketchy as fuck. I went out on my own, entirely sober. Anyway I made some friends at first talked to them and drank some drinks, got drunk made some new friends and then convinced them to come and dance with me. At first it was pretty chill then one girl I made eye contact with me came up to me and told me I was pretty. Never heard that before. I don’t think myself that pretty, but who knows I might be? Anyway she’s not really my type but I take her outside and make out with her for a little bit cause she called me handsome. Then her friend comes around to check on her she’s with another dude. Doesn’t matter I’m trying to perfect my game, my approach, my confidence, all that shit. So I continue with this girl. (She ended up leading me around a lot, I know, I know I should have led I’m the dude and all that. I’ve just never had a girl call me pretty especially on a night when I was solo and already struggling.) Me and this girl rejoin her friend I’m a do my best to be a nice gentleman to this old man around the group and even he calls me pretty (best compliment of my life) still don’t think I’m all that. He leaves they take me to a club we dance for a bit I make out more with the original girl. Then she ask me to kiss her friend so I do longest fucking kiss I ever had. Her friend was hot (think the original girl got jealous). I make out with her and her friend for a little while. Awesome. By the way we dance and grind together to me and both girls. Must have looked legend-dary. (Barney Stinson is my inspiration.) Anyway the game fell apart at some point the hotter girl found another dude, who she later left me for but somehow didn’t stick to. (I found him alone later that night.) I dunno what happened, and the other girl I made out with found another dude who I never saw make out with her but at some point in the night I lost them so who knows? Anyway that’s not really the point this girl got my number and I made out with her and her friend. What must I have done wrong? I even asked them both ‘am I a good kisser?’ They both said yes. So I am now the seconded most confused man on the planet (after Joe Biden). What did I do wrong? Or is it just one of those things I can’t help and a really good story to tell my friends?