Hi guys,

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Fairly long-term lurker here and have read the right and the wrong articles - often taking onboard the wrong ones. If anyone on here is British and listens to BBC 1Xtra:

  1. Shout out to you.
  2. You may have already heard this if you listen on Monday nights.

They were laughing about something called "big-dick energy". It was a hilarious discussion I realised it actually has some truth to it and wanted to share it with you all.

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The theory of big-dick energy is when a man has the energy of a guy with a massive cock. Imagine if you woke up tomorrow morning and you'd added 2 inches to your dick. You'd feel like the fucking man. You'd walk around all day, dick swinging, hitting on girls, just not giving a fuck about anything because hey, you've got a huge dick!

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Now the interesting thing about this energy is that it's just that - energy. You can get it from anywhere and it isn't a tangible thing. It isn't money, it isn't expensive clothes, it isn't a big car or a fast car or anything physical. It's in your demeanour and the way you act and hold yourself. Sure money, nice clothes and fast cars would help you have big-dick energy but they aren't essential ingredients.

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So try it - walk around like you have a massive fucking dick and see what happens. Don't punch your boss in the face or treat people like shit but just don't care what people think, if you should or shouldn't do or say that, if something might be embarrassing or she might shoot you down. If she does, she's missing out on a big dick!

Poor girl.

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Have a nice day.