I walked into church with my girl two weeks ago. She introduced me to these two women, one is the suspicious foxy lady in question. They did the old “oh you told us he was cute but no one said he was this handsome” but she looked me dead in the eyes the entire time. Figured she was just trying to feel me out. That was four weeks ago, and just last night I ran into her again. We were having a little bonfire at my lady’s place I was running late having been closing deals (like a boss) all damn day. Upon seeing me she put em dead in my eyes again and I can’t even put the look into words. It was wild, but I was suddenly feeling like she either knew something I didn’t know, or that I had met her before and just couldn’t remember when. So by this point things seemed weird. I couldn’t tell if I was reading to far into it or not because this just came out of the blue. She continued quizzing and teasing me for most of the night. At one point my old lady decides she’s going to roast a hotdog. The fire was incredibly hot, so she propped it up against a block to cook and stepped away to avoid getting scorched. I promptly informed her that she was cheating. Ms, Cougar promptly informed me that if it’s hot, she’d probably cheat too. The intense look was back. At this point her daughter comes back around and she stops messing with me. After leaving, I decided that I was probably just fantasizing about banging her, and I would probably never see again. This afternoon I was shocked (and quite pleased) to get a text from my woman saying that said cougar wanted us to come over and hangout in the hot tub. So you’re damn right we did. I got there really late after finishing up my deals today she’s in the kitchen with all of these people. She rags on me for being late, so I apologize introduces me to her husband and then makes herself busy. Turns out old boy is a delta pilot. All he talks about is airplanes. He was paying her any attention, so she started asking my lady about what I looked like with long hair. She shows her and the old gal immediately starts comparing me to Heath Ledger. Old boy snaps back to reality at this point and argues that I look more like someone else. Whatever. Thought it was weird. Anyway, I’m trying to get in that hottub, but I managed to get sauce on a brand new shirt she spotted it and insisted on cleaning it. I agreed and went to walk outside when she says “you’re not going to make me come out there and get that shirt are you” I turned around and let her watch me take it off. Now mind you her husband had disappeared upstairs at some point, so he didn’t catch any wind of this. Throughout the rest of our convos tonight, I paid attention to her body language. She had a ton of nervous energy when talking to me and was still knocking me dead with the eyes. At one just out of the blue she says this is only the third time I’ve seen you since we met. At one point she said she couldn’t remember if she was wearing a hat the day before, I blurted no, and then she gave me the look again. Now she knows I’m paying attention. Boys, is this all in my head, or should I be taking some action here?