University is back in session and there are plenty cooties wit booties roamin' round. So, here I am young and confident; ready to lay some game on these beautiful ladies.
As like every semester, a seasoned vet sits at the back of the classroom waitin' & scopin' out the scene. I got baddies on my left and right. Oooh. Oooh. Ooh! Now, how am I gonna handle this situation? I find the prettiest girl out of the classroom and make sure to show up a little late the second day of session. This is a fitty-fitty chance that she is gonna to be sittin' pretty with an open seat to her left. (This is where I make my move)
I stroll in, lookin' fresh in my thrift throwback polo and jeans. Head back, chest out... lettin' all the men know who the alpha in this classroom be. To my surprise, pretty lady got her seat and she ain't got anyone sittin' next to her. So, I do what I'm supposed to do and approach up to her, "Ay, pretty lady is dis my chair?". We exchange smiles and she says the seat isn't takin'. I slide in right there.
Next couple class periods come and go. The fyna and I start feelin' each other out and I swoon her with my words. Finally, I bring up that courage to ask her on that date. "Ay, look here, I need a study buddy for this class and I know we both can benefit from dis lil thang, so when our first study sesh?". And to my dismay, she responds with the 'I have a boyfriend cliche' BULLSHIT. I ain't havin' this, nuh-uh.
Any of you guys laid down that pimp game in class? How did it go?
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