Conversation opener mega-thread

whyhaventwehadsexyet · 2014-01-07T05:40:36+00:00

Why haven't we had sex yet?

Pinworm45 · 2014-01-07T11:12:29+00:00

"Hey, how's it going?"

Seriously. The more you think about it, the more you're doing it wrong. Just because that's a terrible opener online doesn't make it so in person.

Wayner_17 · 2014-01-07T06:54:35+00:00

Would you rather live in the pouch of kagaroo, or, have your own tiny pouch with a tiny kangaroo?

Girls fucking love Kangaroos.

turbopork · 2014-01-07T06:22:45+00:00

"Excuse me, this might sound random but I thought you looked very nice and I had to meet you."

"I feel like meeting girls tonight/today. You can be my warmup."

"Nice shoes, let's fuck."

or just

"Hi, I'm insert name here."

enriquex · 2014-01-07T12:02:23+00:00

"what are you drinking" or "what even is that drink" if it's some weird cocktail

2014-01-08T04:01:53+00:00

Have you got a light?

acethacreator · 2014-01-08T06:51:40+00:00

"Tell me you're as interesting as you look"

Exactly_what_I_think · 2014-01-07T08:51:09+00:00

You are in my chair.

Excuse me, I need to, pointing behind her Yep that's a nice ass.

Have you tried (what you are drinking) she sips we might as well kiss now.

HappyJerk · 2014-01-07T06:04:16+00:00

"You're way too hot to be here" or "You're way too hot to be with those guys"

"Hey I'm gonna go ask the DJ to play a song. What Justin Timberlake song do you want to hear?"

"Quick, I need some medical advice. Is it possible to get Herpes over Instagram?"

"Hey do I have any glitter on me"

"I know you guys probably don't care, but Wesley Snipes just told me I looked really good at the other bar I was at. I had to tell somebody."

"Hey would you girls be interested in being on the TV show The Bachelor? No? Good, I can be your friend then"

"Hey are you guys interesting?"

"Hey I know you guys don't care, but Snoop Dogg just retweeted me. I had to tell somebody."

"Y'know Sometimes I feel like the greeter at Anthropologie doesn't really care how I'm doing."

*I've only tried the first 2

Title	Conversation opener mega-thread
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	7
Comments	15
Date	January 7, 2014 5:35 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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