Hey dudes and dudettes,

Well, I've recently started to roam the streets looking for attractive young females to engage in adult situations with.

So far, I've been pretty terrible at it.

It's a lot harder than I thought it would be and man, do I suck.

Maybe the more experienced and successful among you can offer up a few tips to help me on my way to becoming a sexual superstar.

I live in Edinburgh, Scotland, so it's a big city in Western Europe that gets a lot of tourists (well, in normal times, it's a bit sparse atm, but whatever), so there are lots of available, good looking, sexy chicks about, so I've no excuse really.

But how the heck do I go up to them and start approaching?

I've gone out 4 times, the last 2 Saturdays and Sundays, for a few hours each time - the weather is nice, people are out and about, girls are shopping, chilling out in the park, doing summer stuff and looking hot.

And so far, I haven't so much as been able to say hello to anyone yet.

The only thing I've been able to do is to ask 2 chicks who were trying to take a selfie of themselves together if they'd like me to take their picture for them - turns out they were from Italy and we had a nice conversation - I'm pretty sure the hotter one was into me, but her friend wanted to go after a minute or two. Anyway, that was super fun and I was buzzing afterward.

But apart from that, I've been able to do nada.

I can talk to people if I have a good reason to - eg helping them to take holiday snaps - but to just go up and interrupt someone who is just going about their day seems like I'd be bothering them - and I don't really see how I can manufacture an opening to start a conversation with anyone - Like do I stand at traffic lights and strike up a chat with a girl waiting to cross the road - "hey, are you crossing the street too? - wow, looks like we've got something in common, let's go for coffee"

I think I get a pretty good reaction from women in general and I'm working on my social skills to get better. I've been focusing on holding eye contact recently, and that's been going well - I've been chatting to girls who work in shops as I'm buying stuff - making good eye contact and some of them have been being extra helpful, laughing at all my terrible jokes, and giving me the sort of look that, I think, means they thought I was pretty hot stuff.

But people who work in shops and are selling you shoes or a jacket have to be nice to you, it's kinda their job, so I don't think that counts for much. And I've run out of things I need to buy now anyway, so my dreams of banging a few sexy shop assistants are out the window.

So, to finally get to my point - How do I actually go up to an attractive girl, in the street, the park, the mall, a museum, an art gallery, etc, and say "Hey you're cute. I'm on the prowl for women to have sex with. Do you want to come back to my place for an orgasm party?"

Any help would be much appreciated, from me and my lonely little buddy downstairs!