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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Murphy's law in action! "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time."
Rent a car or uber or don't give your car to yo brotha.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
True.
Or maybe I’ll just reschedule for tomorrow or another time? She seems really into me and says she was looking for a relationship but moved fast after I sent nudes, so I feel like I could maybe get away with that?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You can reschedule but there is a saying "beat the iron while it's hot".
I don't know, my strategy is to postpone everything until i'm in person, she could rub one off and forget 'bout you.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
lol maybe but she mainly seems interested bc of my 🍆. So I don’t think she will. Or hopefully not
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can't judge the size of your eggplant :))
My advice is to get there quick, you can do whatever you like....
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
lol my profile explains why she’s blowing up my phone rn begging me to come over ;)
But bet. I appreciate the advice.
Edit: *blowing up my phone
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Blowing your phone? Tell her your phone is expensive she'll better wait till tomorrow to blow you! :)))) :P
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha 🤣
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If that were me, fuck sleep, drop all your funds ubering for both the interviews and banging this chick.... but on a real note just do what feels right my homie🥲
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m so broke tho man 😭 hence why I need this job.
i know my guy, i've wasted so much on first dates this last half a year that i now just do coffee and see if it goes good, but with that said if she actually really wants it then she'll understand that you'll need the job first
I feel yeah bro.
Yeah ig you’re right. But she’s even offering to drive over rn which is really tempting but I need my car for an interview tomorrow :/
But thanks for the advice. I genuinely appreciate it
[–]But_Kicker 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
By you not readily giving her what she is wanting, she may want it more.
Put yourself first, I am sure she isn't used to being turned down and this may work out in your favor. I would not worry about you having to push her back because you have other priorities.
True…she’s like a 9 and texting me rn how she “needs” my 🍆, so maybe this will work in my favor?
Idk man this is like the perfect storm of things going wrong tbh.
[–]CocoBabeNYC -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You sound like an excuser.
lol idk what part of that wasn’t a legit reason
[–]CocoBabeNYC 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You found the time to write out this post but not enough time to bang a girl?
I dont have transportation my friend.
Did you not read the post?
[–]Initial-Laugh1442 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Rent a car
Yeah but I won’t get this job if I don’t finish all my assessments by tn. Ugh
[–]Initial-Laugh1442 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make a choice
[–]Chezzen_j 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Call a lock smith, they can probably jump your car too
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