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[–]Good-Phrase 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Trail of motts fruitsations to the crib. When the kid gets there make him a burrito. Once the amber alert goes off tell her you found the kid and bring him to her. Beat yourself up a bit so It looks like you had to fight for the kid. After that you’re in it bro.
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She’s a MILF, I wanna fu#k, should I just be straight forward and risk it?
[–]xace89 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Don’t say it don’t use words. If you awkwardly ask it gets weird. Just make your move on her confident and she’ll love it or you’ll know real fast lol.
[–]3_wood 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -10 points-9 points-8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s so stupid.
[–]HowToStud 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Treat her like regular girl. Chat her up, take her out, smash and become a dad.
Last step is optional.
[–]onemangang15 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lol a 19 year old is not a milf regardless of if she has a kid or not
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once a female has a baby she’s a MILF.
Hence why she’s a mom Duhhhhhh
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -9 points-8 points-7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’s 21
[–]quadfintryfin 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s a woman, young lady. Milf status is like 30+ WIth a kid
[–]scr33ner 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From my experience with a MILF, I asked her out on a date. It was going well.
I told her I wanted to taste her cum. She had to ask me what I told her because she was a bit shocked I guess...but I took her home.
Edit: YMMV
[–]ShtevenMaleven 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like a simple minded dumb request. Not enough information provided to us to actually provide good feedback or advice
Try again buddy
[–]Mysterious_Context27 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe don’t mention the fact that she is a mom comments like “I can be his stepdad” will really turn her off.
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[–]Good-Phrase 13 points14 points15 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -7 points-6 points-5 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]xace89 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]3_wood 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -10 points-9 points-8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HowToStud 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]onemangang15 14 points15 points16 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -11 points-10 points-9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -10 points-9 points-8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]Dlawson-RogueVector7 -9 points-8 points-7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]quadfintryfin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]scr33ner 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShtevenMaleven 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mysterious_Context27 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link