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Jackstack85 · 2022-01-14T03:42:45+00:00

“Wanna make out for fun?” worked a handful of times during college parties.

TXCoupleGrove · 2022-01-14T12:36:19+00:00

Long ago, in high school, a bolt came off of the chair a guy was sitting in. After a few laughs about quality engineering, he offers it to the girl next to him and says "wanna screw?"

Cookies993 · 2022-01-14T10:05:16+00:00

Not me, but a guy who was a year older than me said this to a girl in the hallway at school. (Translated) “Do you want to go to my place and play vacuum-cleaner? You suck and I howl”

She smiled and laughed, but he followed rule 1 and 2 by heart

Demadrend · 2022-01-14T13:36:49+00:00

"You are the sweetest praline in the world, and I have the filling."

Du bist die sußeste Praline Der Welt...und ich habe die Füllung

Granted, it was said to a German girl in German from an Englishman so I think the success came down to the accent.

ChigBungus22 · 2022-01-14T05:18:20+00:00

“Hey, my friends call me (insert your name here) but you can call me anytime”.

jaegarbong · 2022-01-14T06:18:43+00:00

"Mind if I slytherin your DMs?" and "Your smile is like Expelliarmus, simple but disarming".

Albeit only works on Potterheads...

2022-01-14T13:14:53+00:00

“when you gone let me fuck!” and yes the delivery was paramount

Mrcopeland25 · 2022-01-14T15:09:01+00:00

was at a friends holiday party recently. saw this hot latina and literally walked up and said,” i don’t play games i want to make you cum without my dick.” we went to the bathroom and fucked. was shocked af and easily the quickest meet to fuck i’ve had.

2022-01-15T01:19:01+00:00

"hey i'm chris i was wondering if i could pick you up and take you out to dinner tomorrow" it's only weird cuz it worked that one time only and no one respects old school anymore

crownpoly · 2022-01-14T08:21:02+00:00

This isn’t horrible but there was a cute girl working at my college library.. I talked to her a few times checking out and returning books for class. Anyways, one day I told her “I can’t really find any good books, can I check you out instead?” She laughed, told me she never heard that before and gave me her Snapchat. We snapped a few times but nothing really serious after that though.

revente · 2022-01-14T10:21:11+00:00

„Hey can I extract your tooth?”

jam-unam · 2022-01-14T18:00:12+00:00

I would hide every seat in the world just so you would sit on my face.

2022-01-21T03:06:19+00:00

I was with my friend at a bar and was pushing him to approach but he wouldn't budge eventually i told him just walk up and say anything i soesn't matter just say hey I like potatos.. then he gets frustrated and tells me you go do it and show me I approach two girls and I go hey I like potatos then then I go for a side to the girl next me and say and I like Burnetts and it fucking worked her friend jokingly said so i am the potato.

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