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[–]extaco 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My problem here in germany is that most girls in a bar often stick to their own little group of 4 or more people. I hope it'll get better in a bigger city
[–]HarryMolish3 points 13 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Also its pretty hard to find Wings in Germany
[–]TheOneGerman 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
true
[–]ultrasuperthrowaway 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got lucky in Berlin and I was only there a few days.
I went on a pub crawl, ready to visit tons of pubs, but met a girl at the very first bar, it was like an old nazi army installation and they had a band and outside a guy twirling fire. It was a fun party. The building is famous it had "top end cine bar" at the top and a huge bug sticking out of it with the words "when is now" or something.
Anyway we hang with and her friends all night, end up going to her place in potsdamer platz, and we did it in a public mall outside and she swallowed my cum. It was awesome.
[–]Anon59538327 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how long is now
[–]drunkgame 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a foreigner living in Berlin for years and I've had zero luck with German girls. Foreign girls are a completely different story.
I have some theories but I'm also pretty sure I'm just a fuck-wit when it comes to those.
[–]Sauerkraut206 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's easy.. Just dress real nice and clean.. Have a good hair cut and do not speak.. LOL.. Eventually one will choose you.. Good luck
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Take me now, oh, don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany
[–]Jaricho 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty legit for a redtube link.
[–]Jaegar 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Forget the pussy, was that Garth in there?
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I had to do a doubletake. That is the keyboardist wearing the thick glasses. He has a blond wig on, and inexplicably, he has tits.
I really shouldn't have posted that. Now I have it as an earworm, so I go around at work humming to myself, "You have a pussy, I have a dick-uh." I decided I had to learn to play this on guitar too. but that didn't help me get rid of the earworm.
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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"and speak fluent German" .. yeah, that's the thing.. I don't. I would say, keep in mind all the foreign chickas
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am from Munich and my brother and I swore to each other to never date a typical munich girl. I have a much easier time now because I made some good lifestyle choices that make it very easy to get them interested in me and that helps me to relate to them emotionally very quickly. If I don´t want to go through that hassle I just smile, have a good time, scan for signs of interest. If I really want it easy I just pull the visitor card. I speak 5 languages and am at native speaking level in three of them. But to be honest, I hear that ladies in big american cities who think they are the bomb don´t behave very differently from Munich ladies...
I´ll be in Munich half of August. I got a friend who wanted to show me where the dating goes a lot easier. Let´s keep in touch.
[–]TheOneGerman -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes we should
[–]dustinmajors 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I live in germany, specifically bayern and I have a hard time at it too.
[–]TheOneGerman 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I live in Munich, I know what you are talking about
[–]dustinmajors 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There has to be a way to crack the system lol
[–]TheOneGerman 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
but how is the question
[–]dustinmajors 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Do you speak german?
[–]TheOneGerman 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yes
[–]dustinmajors 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well just go out and talk! I'm in an English stamstich and that's where I met a lot of people. The women there are usually more open. I think it's cause it's a more foreign and informal crowd. Germans are normally so formal. Just my 2cents.
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are pickup groups in Germany. I'd suggest looking on YouTube. I recall seeing Gambler do a particularly good lecture to a German audience that was sponsored by some local lair. It was in English or else I wouldn't have understood it. Now I can't find it, and I'd recommend it to people if I could. So there are people bringing quality pickup instruction to your country.
[–]captainly_obvious1 point 13 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I live in Munich too, wanna hang out or talk about experiences? I am not that informed of the bar scene/night life related pick up here, most girls I get closer with are friends (of friends).
[–]maxupp 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
From personal experience:
Our girls dont respond well to bullshit convo and ritualized pickup-methods. They don't respond well to kino, as our culture doesn't really condone touching people you have no personal relationship with, you'll come across as a weird, touchy guy.
My advice: Get talking, smile, buy her a beer and see where it takes you.
[–]Jaegar 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the part culture plays in how people behave is generally under-estimated. Local knowledge helps.
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[–]MadmanInABluebox 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen this work actually, it's like a mixture of sexual kino, and tongue in cheek dialogue. Although I've also seen it fail terribly, and very quickly..
I thought it was the Italians that did most of the groping
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