Quinnmcd wrote an interesting post yesterday, and it triggered something I haven't joked about for awhile:

Compilations of "giving behavior"..... from sometime back.

These are mostly applicable to when a woman is NOT SEXING you, but keeping you on the hook.

They are an easy way to remember to NOT get trapped in this.

  • Security guard monkey (Use precious time off your day to escort & protect her)
  • White knight monkey (You feel a social obligation to rescue someone whose mouth got them in their predicament)
  • Daddy warbucks monkey (Pay for tons of stuff)
  • Daddy monkey (Used for lots of advice & guidance; maybe combo of these others too)
  • Handyman monkey (Fix broken things for her)
  • Menial labor monkey (Interwoven with handyman monkey, but used for shit outdoor work, like lawnmowing)
  • Chauffer monkey (You have a car. She doesn't. You're the unpaid taxi/ uber)
  • Brainiac monkey (You love numbers. She doesn't. You happily do her schoolwork)
  • Emotional tampon monkey (Listen attentively to how the bad boy did her wrong. You silly monkey)

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And there's a handful more. My notes are buried. I'll repost or add as I think of them.

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Wishing everyone good fortune out there.

Be your best you.