disclaimer: i am the hard case, so if you are more smooth and this kind of interaction is something you can do effortlessly, don't waste your time reading. if even beginning to flirt with a girl is something that makes you pee your pants, please read on

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hot as fuck girl cashier (who i'm buying alcohol from, intentionally at this time of day, just so i can see her): would you like it in just the paper bag or do you want another bag?

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me: ehh i think paper will be fine

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her: tee hee, now you can look like the average loitering person outside the store

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me: i specialize in loitering, it's awesome...can you think of anything better to do?

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her: tee heee blah blah blah people in this town blah blah blah

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it might seem weak and retarded but if i am not mistaken, this is how you take a dig from a girl and turn it back into a push which is the very basis of flirtation

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eager to her some thoughts. in my experience, if a girl is really hot and knows it, her form of flirtation is going to be closer to teasing / insulting you

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