[Part 1]

We all want MOAR FIELD REPORTS, so I'll provide some :p

This happened last August, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, but bear with me.

OK, so I went out alone, but in a reasonably good mood. I still hate nightclubs because of countless traumatizing experiences in them when I was a young AFC.

These days it's not that bad, because I know I have options and I'm just out to experiment and see what happens.

So anyway, I was in a typical nightclub playing shitty techno music (don't they all), and scouting the place for decent targets. I have this idea that I shouldn't go below 8, because why would I go for someone I'm not really interested in.

The club was full of sluts flaunting their slutty charms, but I'm a Good Guy (still, kind of), so that's not really my style. I've always preferred cute/good-looking/beautiful/lovely to dirty/sexy/slutty. I get the feeling this should be reasonably typical among men.. I'm not sure.

Of course, sluts are good for meaningless sex, but I always just wanted a real relationship with a truly lovely woman. In my AFC days, it would have taken quite a lot to even get me to have a one-night stand.

Finally I spot a non-skanky HB8.5, and decide to go talk to her. I feel confident. I'm looking good, wearing a nice shirt, and nicely drunk :p

She sees me coming in, I keep looking at her while approaching, and slowly park myself in front of her with a little smirk on my face. I know she finds me good-looking - practically all women do. Don't get me wrong - I've been alone for most of my life (30+), my looks alone can't overcome AFCness (and Helsinki..), but luckily I'll still benefit from them in the future!

Her friend, HB<oxymoron>, is right next to her. She says she'll come get the target after some time. I look at her like "oh you're going to make trouble for me?!". She's obviously noticed how I approached LIKE A BOSS, and hurries to add ".. after a suitable amount of time"

All in all, a good start. So, I start talking with the HB8.5. It's difficult for me to do anything other than an "interview", because that stuff is just something I want to know - I'm trying to get to know someone after all. Remembering my PUA "training", I try to slip in some playful comments and a bit of teasing, but I'm not feeling it.. it's kind of unnatural.

Then I remember kino is important, so I start thinking of how to umm.. touch her. She plays football, so I come up with something lame like "ooh let me check your leg muscles". I touched her legs a little, and at some point I think I had at least one of them in my lap, for "examining" it etc. Heh.. All in all, pretty weak stuff because I'm confused about how things should be done.

At some point, I was kind of like playing with her hair a bit, with some excuse about it being natural colour or something. Again, I was very clueless about what to do. It just kept occurring to me that I should somehow touch her.

The rest was pretty uneventful. She did stick around much longer than I expected, actually. We were together until closing time, 4AM, and in the end, I was "boldly" doing the hair fondling thing again, when a bartender passing by made some comment about "lovebirds" or something. Hah.