Eye Contact with Wonky Eye?

2013-12-23T06:51:20+00:00

Wear an eyepatch, it'll be a great conversation starter.

dumblederp · 2013-12-23T06:06:57+00:00

Dude, I have a mate with a hand that looks like it lost a fight to a harvester. He does fine. Don't be shy or weird about it, tell people which eye is looking at them and which is checking out the floor. Surely some people have said cunty things about yer eye over the years. The worst of the comments are your gold, the more you can show you don't give a fuck the better it'll be for you.

You could also smear your body with lots of exercise and money, that always seems to help. I have shitty teeth, losing weight and finally making bank have done wonders. Still can't find a girl I want to share my time with but it's my choice, not theirs.

joshsway · 2013-12-23T17:33:04+00:00

I think in your case if it looks really weird and creepy don't make as much extended eye contact with people, but still, use eye contact pretty regularly, just with intervals that are shorter than the very common advice of looking at them while you say a whole statement or the whole time they are speaking.

Possumsgrease · 2013-12-24T20:59:59+00:00

this eye sees the mortal world and this sees your soul

KJL13 · 2013-12-23T04:53:57+00:00

Yeah dude it's weird. It's usually uncomfortable for someone to look at for a long period of time. You better be in incredible shape and have great game if you want to get any where with women. It may not be the answer you want to hear, but it's the truth.

lizzythebatman · 2013-12-23T04:48:16+00:00

Bro, how long have you been with this person? I say if you've been together long enough to begin to slowly advance things in the sexual respect, you love eachother enough. If this person truly loves you, your eye will not matter. Approach the situation like you would if both eyes worked correctly. You'll be fine.

Title	Eye Contact with Wonky Eye?
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Upvotes	8
Comments	12
Date	December 23, 2013 3:49 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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