The year is 2012, I was 18 years young, and interning for a man named Rene Profit McLean (ex-wife is Usher’s manager/Usher ended up stealing her from him and they got MARRIED/Rene bought Futures catalog for $28 million a couple of years ago/just signed Will Smith to a recording contract etc.).

It was a late night at the office on Mulberry Street, in Lower Manhattan. Left around 8pm, and began walking north, towards the F-train on Houston.

Right on the corner of Mulberry and Houston, there was a beautiful woman sitting on the steps of REI, smoking a cigarette! I smoked at the time, and asked her for one (as was custom, for me). They ended up being rollies, and so I sat down on the steps, prepared to just roll my cigarette, and leave!

Little did I know, that by the time I licked the paper, she had already decided she was going to fuck me that night.

She made it clear that it was okay for us to hangout beyond me having to roll, and we shared an amazing conversation!

I was young, and mentioned “coffee” when she spoke about transitioning locations (it was like 9pm!) 😅 to which she let me know that we’d be going to a bar! (despite me being underaged! What a woman!)

It was close by, and we sat at a table. Continued the conversation, drank our wine, she paid for everything (internship, remember), and we headed for the train.

Right as we got to the top of the steps, she looked me dead in my fucking eyes with some TRANSFORMED PASSION (it was like looking into the eyes of A soul!), WOULDN’T LET GO OF MY HUG, and so I directed that same energy right back to her…

…and I just fucking went for it!

Only made out for a minute or two, before her devious plan started to become clear, to me!

We ran down into the station, embraced the entire train ride uptown, headed into the room she was staying in (from The Bay Area), and I fucked her all night!

Her name is Nadia Gaber (Google her), and she kicked me out at about 6:30am 🤣