Looking to improve your game, but realize that most “coaches” are outright scams?

Are you more than willing to pay for results, but find that all you’re being offered is HOPE in the form of COPE?

As a bonus, are you based in/around NYC?

Well, if you’re reading this (as an active-enough member of this sub) and answered “yes” to any one of those questions, then allow me to officially offer you this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

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Currently offering my skills at ZERO COST, while also GUARANTEEING RESULTS in a way that’s akin to a LIFETIME WARRANTY on ALL RENDERED/FUTURE SERVICES!

That is, for these initial clients who help me establish a successful reputation within the community (through honest testimonials, client referrals, display of a successful union etc.), I’d be MORE than happy to stand confidently behind my work!

I’M OFFERING FREE SERVICES FROM ME, FOR LIFE!

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To be clear, I won’t eventually have different tiers of packages, and so there will NEVER be ANY CONFUSION about me being totally beholden to you in our professional relationship; the product I provided you TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE will be the SOLE SERVICE on offer, once I start charging for it!

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I refuse to set a precedent that could EVER encourage me to work harder towards recurring payments, as opposed to 100% customer satisfaction; therefore, with only a sole, yet total and complete service package being offered, the people who DO eventually have to pay for it, will be TOTALLY locked out from ever working with me again!

Not because they won’t be willing to repay (they most certainly will)!

No; it’s because they’ll never need to!

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As a way to weed out the people who couldn’t even make it to this final sentence of my post, I’m hereby requesting that ALL INQUIRIES BE INTRODUCED IN THE COMMENTS!

I’ll be ignoring any/all DMs that are sent to me BEFORE we’re able to share ANY sort of discussion about it in the comments of this post!