I've been browsing this sub for a couple weeks and I have to say it has helped out tremendously. Keep up the good work everyone.

Now for the FR: I (25M) work a closing shift so I got off work around 9. Got home, showered, and debated between going to the gym and going out. I decided it was a Saturday night and I wanted to go out and meet people. So I call up a coworker who will call A (28F and heavy but an outstanding personality) and see what she's doing. We meet up at a bar I've never been to around 1030. She's there with my manager's wife codename R (23F and an HB9.9 if there ever was one, but I don't play with married women) and we commence to drinking and hanging out. The scene is pretty dead and all the sets are cliques of late 20's with pretty obvious relationships. I figure the night is dead and I should drink with my friends. A newly hired guy joins us a little later on and we do a couple of shots. I continue to scan the bar but it's the same story. Fuck it, I'm here to have a good time with friends.

I'm talking with A and find out she grew up in Memphis, so I ask if she knows about Jeff Buckley, which leads me to put a song of his in the juke box. Eventually it plays and I ask if one of the girls will dance with me. R takes me up first, then A cuts in a little later. Half way through the song a random girl yells "Who put on Jeff Buckley?!!" and I raise my hand. This girl (D, 35F 8/10) is obviously impressed with my music selection and her friends are leaning in talking to her while looking at me. I have my in and take it. I introduce myself to her and try to get her to dance but she's not having any of that. We talk music and occupations (she works at the bar) and I introduce myself to the rest of them. One girl, J (26ish? 8.5/10) lets slip that she's former Navy. I just got out of the Marines, so I use the shit talking to flirt and make D a little jealous whilst applying kino. We drink a little more and I get D's phone number. After a trip to the bathroom my seat is taken so I scoot into D's seat and soon have her sitting on my lap. I casually work in a conversation I was having at my table about how I love to go down on a girl, and we eventually start making out lightly. Her friends bring up that she hasn't been laid in a while.

It's closing time now and I head outside with her. Her friends say good bye to her and give me the old "treat her right" talk. We make out a little more and she asks if I want to come home with her. Yes, yes I would. She gets in her car, I get in mine and follow back to her place. Once there she takes care of her dog for a bit and I play a little on her guitar until she invites me up to her room.

She gets in bed with just an undershirt and panties. I lean and make out for a bit, then start undressing, getting in with boxers on for the moment. We make out hard and I strip her down the rest of the way. I take the rest off and start going down on her. She loves it (that's where I do my work), but there's a problem. My little soldier won't salute. Fucking Whiskey Dick.

I start eating her out intensely and now she wants to get fucked. I'm just barely up enough at this point to penetrate her and I'm giving it my best in missionary. She's feeling it and I decide to switch her on top so she can have control. This is where I fucked up. The way she's grinding I'm loosing my erection. Then she delivers the most mind blowing thing any man could ever hear: "I want you to cum inside me"

Holy shit. I want to so bad to fuck her retarded but the whiskey dick is in full swing now and she realizes it. We go back to missionary for a bit until I pull out and try to save it by going down again. I stay down there until my jaw hurts and she's on the verge of cumming but she pulls me up to her and clearly wants to finish by being fucked. As insanely bad as I want to deliver I can't. I slam my fist into the bed in exasperation and she giggles.

Finally I retreat to the bathroom and take a few minutes to take care of my self until I have a proper hard on. I come back out and she's already dressed again and just tells me sorry. She goes on to take care of her dog and I decide I want to sleep it off at my place because I feel ashamed that I couldn't deliver (I normally have a pretty damn good track record in bed). I have her number and I suggested finishing what I started to her. She said she would be interested and we made out a little more before I left. I'm not sure if she really is interested or just wanted me to feel okay. So now I'm at my place smelling of pussy and writing this field report with 4 hours to sleep before work tomorrow.

Critical takeaways: 1) Don't give up on a night out that looks shitty, and do what you want to because you never know who might connect with the same things and give you an open. 2) DO NOT underestimate the power of whiskey dick. Pace your drinks accordingly. 3) If you can't get off, try to get her off. You might get a second chance down the road.