First, here are a few fun articles on bribing: 1 2 3 4

When traveling, I really like to stay in hostels, but get my own private room in them. It's a great way to meet other young people and make quick travel buddies, and the private room lets me get better sleep than in the shared "dorms". The only drawback of most hostels is that they are very strict about not allowing "outside guests" inside. This is no big deal if you find a cutie in the hostel, but if you want to bring someone back? Forget about it. NO OUTSIDE GUESTS.

So, I'm standing out in front of the big club in the nightlife area where I'm staying, and this and other clubs nearby have hired these "flier-girls"- girls who are basically dressed like prostitutes to stand out front and hand out promo-fliers to the people passing by.

I'm waiting for my friend, and he's late, but it's early in the night, so I strike up a very basic-English conversation with the flier-girl. I ask about how long she works, then what time she gets off work? Ok, 12:30? No problem, join me for drinks after? Deal! I take her number, and meet her a few hours later. We go across the street, I dance with her, a little push/pull, a little kino and kissing here and there, and then I suggest we go back to my room at the hostel.

Yeah, so I have 50/50 hope my hostel will enforce their NO OUTSIDE GUESTS policy or not. I'm willing to risk getting kicked out to get laid, so I bring her back up to my room. YES! It worked! Here comes the sweet foreign pussy!

Except, it didn't. Two minutes later, security knocks on my door. I step outside quickly and ask if there's a problem? Yes, the problem is they need to know the other guests' room # that is now in my room. Shit. I'm BUSTED.

I still had my pants on, so, somehow, without thinking, I shove the wad of cash left in my pocket (probably worth $15, way more than that guy makes in a day), put it in his hand, and with my other hand on his shoulder, look at him and say, "No outside guests, got it sir. [NOD]". He nods back and walks away.

Wow! HOLY FUCK, I just bribed a guy for the first time, and now I'm going to bang this hot flier-girl. I didn't bother to explain it to her because she probably wouldn't understand anyways. So. Back to business.

Except. Except... Except she's on her rag and proceeds to pass out shortly after. "Soo tired..." No big deal. I make another go at it in the morning attempting at least a BJ, but she's "sleepy" and so I proceed to tickle-the-shit-out-her to wake her up and kick her out of my room before all the rest of the staff see her walking out of my room. I give her cab money in hopes that she won't linger around all morning, and finally she leaves.

I was so stoked over the bribing situation working that couldn't give no fucks about not getting laid.