I did not want to cut out all the details that happened during the day, but the day details are not needed. The keywords: haircut, green shirt, positive attitude. I am an international student studying in a foreign country and this is my night.

I head to the Irish pub here (regular) and get served fast along with my buddies. We are here to have a fun and crazy night. I boasted about my spectacular haircut which makes me the center of attention instantly. Overall, I am projecting the fun English guy and this does not go unnoticed. I get a free giant green hat, a flashing necklace, and a t-shirt. This only emboldens me when my group finally leaves the bar and head to the party.

We walk in, and I immediately start talking to random people and my group of friends for the most part become lost in the sea of people. Not me, I am now in full stride and still sober enough. I talk to people a few people and I get invited to go to paintball and told I need to come back every Thursday. Now the fun begins with the women fawning me.

3 HB7's are trying to take away my hat, pulling my necklace, and my pin off of me. Yeah, they were successful but I was the most successful at peacocking. At this point, I need to escalate the situation. I am not hesitant and wanting to push the envelop. I enter my Tucker Max frame, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and get the women into wanting me more. I start busting their balls with the easy stuff, "You are not Irish, get out of here" and move to asshole guy with a sharp sense of humor.

I build the sexual tension with 2 of the HB 7's and the other one left. I will be honest I cannot remember when. Then, out of nowhere one forces herself onto me and starts making out. Of course, this makes the other one leave. This girl is obvious trying to start shit though. I did not notice that she made out with another guy mr. AFC at the party. My friend tells me this, and I am like, "Okay, whatever." Sure enough she makes out with this other dude.

What did I do? Fuck it, I am in Tucker Max form. I do my own thing and talk to other people. I am not only going to be the alpha male, I am going to AMOG the shit when the opportunity comes up. Oh, this girl comes back about 5 minutes later. Now, her Mr cock block guy friend comes in, saying they are leaving. They are brother and sister apparently. No, bullshit, and I call them out on it. Where is she from, shit, this guy is a fucking great cock block. He knew the answers to where they are from. So now, what can I do? I say, "Dude, I need to talk to you for second." He responds, yeah, you can get her number. I tell the HB7 to go, she is gives a puzzled look like wtf is going on? Now Mr. cock block thinks I want to apologize. No, I do not apologize. I ask him, "Is she 17 and not studying here?" Stunned, he says no and mr cock block and other HB7 leave. Now, I am left with the 1 HB7.

I make out with her more, who else notices? The AFC she is jerking around. So those 2 go off to talk (I think) because she is thinking he is jealous. The HB7 says, she needs to get home. I tell her I can walk her to the station. The guy pipes in, "I am leaving." I AMOG him by pushing the offer for him to walk her home even though he lives in the opposite direction. I am staring him down waiting for him to decide. The AFC backs down instantly. I am the alpha male, I AMOGed him and I got him to apologize about no hard feelings and he was happy I offered this golden opportunity. I forgot to mention, there is another guy that I befriended and he was going to join us.

So, my new friend, her, and myself are heading back. I go with because I want them to get back quickly. The girl is complaining and we are both getting frustrated. She does not want to walk, she wants to stay at my place. Fed up, the guy leaves to head to the station. I bring her back and she spends the night. She's a dancer. ;-)

Sorry for the poor grammar and typos. I am still hung over.