Hi seddit, I'm parmesan_sean. I'd love to thank all of you for your contributions, and helping me understand the nuances of human sexual behavior.

So the sad thing is, I've never embarked on a conquest. But I've never employed tactics like kino, either. There's only one woman I see on a consistent basis, and that's my mother. I love her and she means the world to me. So it only makes sense for me to practice my game on her. She is a woman, after all.

Last night we were raiding the fridge looking for something to eat. We were standing relatively close to each other. I took a single step closer towards her, placed my hand on the small of her back in a soft yet loving way, gazed into her pupils, gave her a mischievous smirk, and (jokingly) said "maybe since there's nothing for me to eat you should breastfeed me again." I spoke in the deepest register I possibly could to communicate my manliness. She needs to know that I'm not a little boy anymore.

She blushed and let out a little chuckle. She said, "watch out there mister, don't tell your father that you tried to seduce me, okay? I'll drop you off at the bar tomorrow night and you get yourself a nice girl."

I know, it was fucked up on all levels and I still can't wrap my head around the fact that I did that. But to be honest, I have to learn game with my mother before I find a woman who is just like her. Any further advice on what I could do to get at least a k-close tomorrow night?

tl;dr: Used kino, flirtatious humor, and deep eye contact with my mother as a stepping stone for my future seduction career.