Currently riding my momentum from the weekend and decided to do some weeknight gaming at a local pub. I live in a moderate size city (150,000 people) in California but I'm new to the area so I didn't know what to expect...

Opened a total of 4 sets at the bar before I was able to hook in. I'm trying to open with as stupid of a line as possible and play everything very natural so one set I actually looked like a retarded douchebag. It was 2set (HB6 & HB8) and I walked up and said they looked like the most asian-like people here. Neither was very receptive and halfway through the conversation I just walked out of while they were still talking. Did I give damn? Fuck no, and actually just after that moment I fell into state and it was like my game went up to a whole other level.

After the asian comment, I found a 3 set (2 HB7's + 1 guy), one was obviously romantically involved with the girl seeing as they were very much affectionate to one another, so I opened the third wheel by telling her, "That's a stupid looking tattoo" while gently grabbing her arm to inspect it closer. She was very receptive and I went through the whole kino escalation, negging, whatever bit... It doesn't feel like I'm running any type of routine at this point and everything I was doing was because I wanted to fucking do it. My friends wanted to go to another bar and I decided to cut it short with this woman and just get her number.

Line for getting the number:

Me: "What's the best way of getting a hold of you?"

Her: "I can give you my number."

Easy breezy...

I then go and pay my tab at the bar. Only $12 bucks. Why? Cause I don't fucking buy bitches drinks any more, that's why

As I'm walking through the bar, I notice an AFC walk up to the girl I was just talking to and I walk right between them (not on purpose) and accidentally make the guy spill his drink on himself. Normally I would apologize, but fuck that, you're trying to operate in my territory... this is my house. He looks me in the eye and said something about me spilling his beer. I turn my head slightly and smile and said "yeah" in a very calm and slightly devious way. The girl then steps to my side and tells the AFC that I didn't do it and that he spilled it on himself. It was then I grabbed her and kiss her on the cheek and left the bar. He walked away and back to his friends.

I am certainly not condoning this type of behavior all the time and it will make you look like an asshole more often than not, but for the sake of this FR... That shit was fucking awesome