SO I've posted a couple times on here, and on AskSeddit, as I'm recently single after a very long time of being in serious relationships. I decided to break up my last relationship of 2.5 years to experience new things with other people. So I've consulted this subreddit very intensively over the past week or so.

ANYWAYS, Saturday night, I was at a massive 21st back in my home town. One of those ones with shit loads of cousins and tables full of food (and plenty of free booze).

Earlier that night, when having pre drinks, me and my friends were sitting around and discussing the babe cousin who would be there in which we will name Beauty. It turns out that she has lead many people on to believe that she was a lesbian. I sat there, thinking about proving myself, and thinking about how some people write about being able to pick ANYONE up. So I said to myself "fuck it" and announced "I'll have her number by the end of the night you losers". A bet was born. Coming from me, a guy who hasn't been single since high school, and even then was very awkward around the opposite sex, my friends were keen to see me fail.

The party is in full swing and I'm about 6 drinks in. All of a sudden, the room lit up - Beauty and her "friend" had arrived. Her friend was even more gorgeous, and I decided I'd shift my focus on her. It took about 20 minutes before they had a group of dip-shit plumbers standing around them trying to make out with them. I stood there from the other side of the room analysing the situation. Here were these two women, who didn't seem to be drinking, surrounded by guys doing shit like hanging candy out of their mouth and leaning into them, wrapping their arms around them, following them around like little puppies waiting to be fed.

I obviously skipped the 3 second rule, but after I saw the friend push one the the guys away, I went in for it. There was the two women and then I think 2 guys. I went straight to the guys and engaged them, totally ignoring the females, I didn't even acknowledge them. I went up to the guy who had been trying to lick Beauty's back and introduced myself. I instantly noticed the two women's sense of relief from the corner of my eye.

I turned to the both of them and introduced myself. The way they were standing together, dancing together, talking together, I assumed that the friend was infact the other half of this "lesbian" relationship. So, after we exchanged names I said "it looks like there is romance between you two. What's going on there?" They giggled and said they weren't really lesbians. "We say that we are lesbians so that we don't get bothered by fuck wits like before". Fuck yeah, they were opening up to me, obviously felt safer around me, and they weren't lesbians. I had this in the bag. I stood there and noticed their shoes and said to the friend "your shoes definitely complimented your outfit but look fucking uncomfortable". More giggling, but this got us to the the biggest neg I pulled all night.

She said she was a "glamour model" (even if she wasn't she sure looked the part). Without even thinking about what to say back, out came from my mouth "oh so does that make you feel significant?" I couldn't believe I said it. My first thought was "fuck, way to harsh, you're blown". But instead she said "I like you... you aren't a creeper like all the others" I'd done it. I'd cracked through the ego and stigma attached to models. ON MY FIRST FUCKING TIME! I replied to her and said well I like you too but I gotta go for a bit. I pulled out my phone and gave it to her, lent into her ear and said "what you're going to do is put your number in my phone, then I'm going to contact you and we are going to meet up back in the city sometime". She put it in.

Later during the night the three of us danced a few times, chatted, etc. The whole thing was fuelled by continual negs and me being the one to walk away from them. They asked me for a cigarette and I said "what the hell have you done to deserve one?" I had them eating out of my hands. I then old them them couldn't have one, they could share one with me. They ended up both smoking the cigarette from my hand. Whilst they were doing that I thought I'd get a bit kino and stroke my fingers across their cheek.

Before they left, I ran into Beauty's mother (she was there because it was a pretty big family thing. Beauty was one of my mates cousins). I got chatting to her with her daughter and the friend standing right there. She went on about how much of a "darling" I was (I was playing around with her autistic son for a bit), how great of a personality I have etc. I was like "well there is plenty of me to go around". They were all loving it. She finished on saying "I hope my daughter brings a man like you home on day". I kissed them both goodbye and left it at that.

tl'dr: first night out on a sarge, ended up sweet talking my way past a bunch of douche bags, onto two 10's, one being a model and both apparently being "lesbians". Ended up getting model's number.