I go out alone since none of my friends wants to go out. I also find that when I go out alone I have the most fun. As I'm walking to the club, 3 girls initiate conversation with me. One of them is a solid 8 or a 9, the other one is meh and the third one actually looks like a guy lol. They tell me not to go to the club and I sit next to them. I'm not talking much; they are mainly playing songs and talking; I introduce myself and they introduce themselves at one moment to me. The 9 gives me her full name. I figure „Well this could be a good sign“. Then when we started talking about where we live, the 9 asks me „You live alone or?“. I'm like „Great. She's ready to fuck.“.

As I'm mostly listening to them talk, easing back and relaxing and making an occasional comment, 2 guys walk by and they join us as we go to the club. The 9 is leading the group. We enter the club and merge with about 6 other guys.

Now here's the thing – the 9 starts dancing with the meh girl. One guy from the group tells me: „Pick a girl and dance with her“. That guy is a chode, but hey, I would probably do it anyway. So I grab the 9 and start dancing. As I know how to dance, this gets her hooked.

Now comes the „tricky“ part. She's again dancing with the meh girl (we split when the song ended and I talked to the group) and take her hand to dance again, but she refuses saying „We need to include my friend“. I say „Cool, let's wait for another song.“ and continue chatting.

Now she's dancing around with her friend, going around the club and I'm standing there with the chode crystal, so I say to myself: „Better go around the club as well.“. So I chat up some guys at first (multiple tables of guys).

Now here's a moment I find crucial – while I was mingling around the club (in the middle of it), we both came to the group table at the same time. In that one little moment, she looked at me and I looked at her and my pupils were probably slightly more dialated and she saw it. From that moment on, I couldn't shake the feeling that the set was lost. Anyhow, she's shaking her ass and I say to her „I can do it better“ and do a spin. She shakes her ass again and I say „That's too much ass“ and then say „Your ass has to work for you, not against you.“.

Shortly after that, I approach some girls on the adjecent table. I eject after 2-3 minutes and get back to the group, as my primary target is the 9. As I take her ciggarete from her hand and say „Dance“, she puts the cigarrete back in her hand and says „No thank you“ or something like that. I start mingling around again.

I go back to the adjecent table (after the chodes from my table approached, then some other guy, then some other guys) and start dancing. There are 3 girls and they literally tell me „You need to be mroe lively!“. I'm just dancing, not being so high energy because I used to be a dance monkey and fuck that shit. So when they say they're leaving (as other guys come in and they are attacked from all sides) I try to number close this chick, but she won't give her number. Oh well. Some random chode comes in the set giving me advice about women. I tool him on his hat and he gets slightly pissed lol. He laughs as they leave, but hey at least I approached and wasn't a chode. Poor guy.

Anyhow, when they leave, I get back to the group table. Now I can see that the 9 is talking to one of the guys from the table and I can see that he is biting her neck and she is biting his (or licking, whatever). I decide to stay for just a little longer, as she starts dancing again and getting away from him, but after she shows him the middle finger 2-3 times they get close again. „FUUUUUUUUCK“ I thinki to myself! „FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!“. I really wanted to bang her, but I fucked up. SHIT. I didn't want to interject the set as I think that could cause trouble. Anyhow, I say goodbye to this guy on the table who tells me I'm a legend (because I'm pimping it) and I take his name and last name and I leave (so we can go out together sometimes). I could message the 9 on Facebook just to see if I can get a date and to practice textgame (she did give me her full name), but what the fuck. I don't say goodbye to the whole group, just that one guy and I leave.

Good things:

  • Went out alone
  • What I believe was hooking a 9
  • Had good time
  • Stayed relatively (emphasis on relatively) cool after being blown the fuck out

Things I need to improve:

  • Volume of my voice
  • Understanding of where I am in the interaction
  • How to handle groups
  • How to destroy the fucking chodes

Leave your remarks pimps.