I went out solo last night to the local club. I didn’t have a costume, but I am a lawyer so I tried to create a spin off of the clothes I already have. I taught myself how to wear a bow tie, and viola, generic James Bond costume made.

Once in the club, I tried to make my first priority to have fun and dance. I don’t drink, so dancing is really the only thing I can enjoyably do. My intention is that if I look like I am enjoying myself, women will naturally be attracted towards. Or so I thought. Maybe I need to engage the women around me more, or maybe I really suck at dancing, but this didn’t happen.

My first approach was this girl in a shark costume. I told her that did she know sharks have thousands of teeth, she said there are millions. I told her thank you for spreading such educational values at the club. I find her later in the club and banter her some more until we get for a dance, we dance for a little bit until her friend takes her away.

I approached another girl, told her let’s get married and move to Mexico. She had a pretty easy going personality and laughed at most of everything I said. We ended up dancing, but it wasn’t anything sexual. I’d grind on her and she’d tell me I have a strong ass, but she didn’t reciprocate. Should I just grab a girl by the hips and have her grind on me? Because that seems majorly creepy. For the most part, I sang along to the songs, and my boy lil dicky came on and I got to show my dance moves to a song about financial frugality. Eventually she says she is with her family and has to go back but she had a really fun time dancing with me.

After this point, I really didn’t have much success. I would say some corny cringeworthy lines such as telling a nurse, “I am glad you are here, but you hurt my head and you need to heal it” to which she said “here’s a bandage” and went with her friend. I said different variations of cliche pickup lines depending on the costume, and they all elicited a similar type of response. At least to me, I said them with full confidence. But maybe these type of lines are too direct for club game, where women are trying to avoid players.

There was this hot lingerie girl I wanted to dance with that was giving me IOI’s. I reached my hand out to her to dance and she said no. I ended up talking to her friend, and gave her a fake name. One thing I did was constantly neg girls when I danced with them, saying you can dance better than that, or you look like a beatrix or Martha to me.

Eventually I got tired. According to my Apple Watch I burned some 2000 calories that day, which is craziness. I ended up sitting down and just observing. A girl came by that was part of a group that I approached earlier. We talked for a bit and she asked what my costume was. I said I was the douchebag in the club who wears sunglasses indoors, acts like he owns the place, when he barely pay rent for his minimum wage job. She laughed and I asked her if she was the married one in her group. And she said, depends on who I am talking to and went back to the dance floor.

Before I left, I made a last ditch effort of approaching girls, telling them I think they are gorgeous, and then asking for a dance. The ones I said this too actually seemed pretty flattered, instead of just outright blowing me off. I would then ask their friend they are dancing with if I can steal them for a dance. Only one friend gave permission for this, most of them said no. But it seemed a lot smarter to ask the friend to try to engage the whole group.

I plan to go hard this week, and will go out tonight, Friday, and Saturday. I just, like...club approaching is hard, at least for me. I am successful in day game, but night game really sucks for me. I don’t want to waste my time and get the same results these next couple of nights. I need to change something, I am just not sure what exactly.

Clearly my bow tie was not enough. Before I got to the club, I totally wanted to undo my bow tie and pull a girl I was dancing with in for kiss, via my bow tie But I didn’t get to seductively dance with any girl to make that happen.