Hit up the college bars last night. Too much to expand on so here's the breakdown by girl.

Girl 1

Saw these 2 girls, I'd say HB7 annd HB6. They were standing alone and looking around so I grab my buddy and go over.

Me: Hey, saw you two from across the room and had to come talk to you. I'm brnagn, this is my boy K. Who are you?

Her: Names, while smiling, and turning their shoulders to square up with us.

Me: Went into a warm up routine I do, asking what brought them out, how they know each other, if they're best friends or not.

The rest is boring, told em it was nice meeting them and I was going back to my friends. Got my girls number, my boy got the other's number, and we exited.

Girl 2

Saw a hot ass asian girl (HB 8) sitting on the patio at another bar. Caught her eye and made the come-hither motion with my finger. She smiled and held solid eye contact. I tap my buddy on the chest and tell him where I'm going.

Me: <holding out hand with eye contact> With a look like that, I couldn't ignore you. I'm brnagn.

Her: I'm blahblah.

Me: <still holding her hand> Stand up so I can hear you better.

Her: she stands up, we start talking and she informs me I made an enemy by walking over and that I should make amends since the girl works at that bar.

Me: Really? Awesome. So you and I just became bonnie and clyde, fucking shit up, and taking names. We're not going down in an ambush of fire, fuck no, I plan on living a long time.

Her: I don't!

Me: Starting a conspiracy with a cutie you just met is one way to ensure you don't! Ugh, the NERVE!

Her: laughing her ass off, tells me she really did come out to see a friend she hasn't in a long time. asks for my number, I oblige, and that's all she wrote.

Girl 3

My boy K sees a girl that he knows from somewhere and she's got a cute one with her. I'd say... HB8.5, possibly a 9 depending on how fun she is when we go out next week.

I wasn't interested in her at all but she looked bored so I winged for my boy and kept her occupied. Apparently the bar was not letting people in anymore, but with the girls we had our arms around, they let us right in. Cruised the dance floor, talked to a couple more ladies and let my man do his thing. Before I left, went back to where he was at with the 2 girls and told her to get my friends number so we could go out next week. She counters with "No, I want yours." Well, alright then. Still going to try and hook her up with my friend since he's into her.

Notable Set

I see this drunk moron hitting on 3 girls who have absolutely no interest in him whatsoever. I steal a line from Rob Judge and go up to him, ignoring the ladies. "Hey man, ima let you finish, but these girls are some of the cutest OF ALL TIME!" I turn to them to gauge reaction and the one I liked is giving quite the look. Hard to describe, but positive. So I proceed.

Me: I'm brnagn, this is K. Who are you?

HB9: I'm blank (don't even remember her name). You're fucking hilarious.

Me: I would agree, and I love the enthusiasm. So what brings you girls out, birthday girl or bachelorette party?

HB9: It's a birthday! She's freshly 21.

Me: Right on. So birthday girl, anything notable for your 21st yet?

HB6.5: No (she and her blonde friend weren't having anything to do with me. didn't care, my boy K was working em.)

Me: <whispering> She sure knows how to kill a boner.

HB9: giggling and touching my shoulder agrees.

Me: So here is the real question. Which of you 3 are the 2 best friends? AHA! You and you, it's obvious.

HB8: Well it should be. You're talking to my girlfriend right now.

Me: Literal or imaginary?

HB9: oh my god! you did not just say that hahaha

Me: No, I did not. Do you always so awkwardly laugh in public at nothing? <playful shove on the shoulder>

HB9: Only sometimes.

Me: <pulling her in, she's making solid eye contact> We're playing a game. I'm going to ask a series of questions. I will tell you which ones were lies. Your job is to fool me.

At that point I ask like 6-8 easy questions.

Me: Now, the money shot question. You and your girlfriend exclusive to each other?

HB9: Yes...

She said it and her eyes didn't lie so at that point I decided our time was better spent elsewhere. Aside from the girl I was talking to, who I isolated with a back turn to the group, the other's looked mortified a guy was hitting on their friend.

So I turn to the group and give my buddy a quick look for us to back out.

Me: Well ladies, it was lovely to meet you. I'm going to go find women who love the penis. They laugh and HB9 gives me a hit, but I'm already leaving. If I stuck around, I believe I could have got her number, but bi/lesbian or what not, I'm not messing with a relationship.