Well I randomly received the following text and followed up with:

[HB?] Hey how's it going? I don't know if [guys name] told you but we have to postpone mexican night :( everybodys busy this week

[Me] Ahh that's too bad I was really looking forward to some taco and burrito flavored kisses (south park reference, my friends have a nack for pranking each other so I figured this was one of those times)

[HB?] Taco and burrito flavored kisses? haha. That's a weird fetish. But I'm not one to judge. The weekend after that should be okay though

[Me] Haha I think you have the wrong number :) (me realizing it's not a prank)

[HB?] So thats a no on you coming to mexico night then?

[Me] Depends, who's this?

[HB?] Haha [HB?]. Does that change your mind? Who is this?

[Me] Lol this is NakedlyFamous, wrong number [HB?]

[HB?] Sorry NakedlyFamous. (this is where I figured I'd have some fun)

[Me] Does that mean you are withdrawing your invitation to Mexico night? Haha no worries

[HB?] ...

(she didn't send anything for a while then...

[HB?] Well I guess theres an open spot now since the guy I was trying to text will never get the invite. so sure. Bring your sombrero and any mexican friends you have

[Me] Is it required that I speak espanol? Because I have to be honest [HB?], and this is a bit embarrassing, but it's a bit rusty

[HB?] You don't speak spanish? That is embarrassing. If you bring a pinyata and a spray tan I'll still let you come

[Me] I have to be honest again here, I suck at paper mache too. How about a bottle of tequila and some jars of salsa... the real Mexican experience

[HB?] Haha, Alright I guess that's good enough

(End of attraction phase? I figured maybe some qualification)

[Me] Hold on a minute here [HB?], I barely know you... What if you're some kind of predator that randomly texts people luring them into your "Mexican nights"?

[HB?] Haha. Oh your on to me. I tried inviting people to other nights but I've found that mexican ones have a higher success rate. I was hoping you werent a pedaphile too. (shit test... she doesn't sound young enough to be below age... so I didn't text her for a while to ignore the shit test)

[HB?] That didn't make sense I'm not a little kid haha

[Me] Haha yeah you had me worried there. Who are you [HB?]? (should have run a nag here)

[HB?] Who are you NakedlyFamous? (comfort phase? this is where I think I failed a bit but any criticism would be great)

[Me] I'm a blah blah blah, told her about myself. Mentioned I like to jog (trying to find out if she is in fact an HB)

[HB?] Alright I'm a blah blah blah, tells me about herself. Mentions she likes to jog too (hopefully means she is fit). Tells me she is watching a movie.

[Me] talk about her/the movie.

[HB?] Tells me she used to be a ballet dancer, tells me her last name and says I can add her on fb if I want.

[Me] Ok I'll add you [HB?] At this point it was pretty late and I was headed to bed so I'm sure I could have done something better here...

Anyways, looked her up on FB, she's an HB7. I'm pretty new to seddit/PUA so I thought I'd just have fun with this random text and it ended ok. Some criticism on my text game would be great.