Well I randomly received the following text and followed up with:
[HB?] Hey how's it going? I don't know if [guys name] told you but we have to postpone mexican night :( everybodys busy this week
[Me] Ahh that's too bad I was really looking forward to some taco and burrito flavored kisses (south park reference, my friends have a nack for pranking each other so I figured this was one of those times)
[HB?] Taco and burrito flavored kisses? haha. That's a weird fetish. But I'm not one to judge. The weekend after that should be okay though
[Me] Haha I think you have the wrong number :) (me realizing it's not a prank)
[HB?] So thats a no on you coming to mexico night then?
[Me] Depends, who's this?
[HB?] Haha [HB?]. Does that change your mind? Who is this?
[Me] Lol this is NakedlyFamous, wrong number [HB?]
[HB?] Sorry NakedlyFamous. (this is where I figured I'd have some fun)
[Me] Does that mean you are withdrawing your invitation to Mexico night? Haha no worries
[HB?] ...
(she didn't send anything for a while then...
[HB?] Well I guess theres an open spot now since the guy I was trying to text will never get the invite. so sure. Bring your sombrero and any mexican friends you have
[Me] Is it required that I speak espanol? Because I have to be honest [HB?], and this is a bit embarrassing, but it's a bit rusty
[HB?] You don't speak spanish? That is embarrassing. If you bring a pinyata and a spray tan I'll still let you come
[Me] I have to be honest again here, I suck at paper mache too. How about a bottle of tequila and some jars of salsa... the real Mexican experience
[HB?] Haha, Alright I guess that's good enough
(End of attraction phase? I figured maybe some qualification)
[Me] Hold on a minute here [HB?], I barely know you... What if you're some kind of predator that randomly texts people luring them into your "Mexican nights"?
[HB?] Haha. Oh your on to me. I tried inviting people to other nights but I've found that mexican ones have a higher success rate. I was hoping you werent a pedaphile too. (shit test... she doesn't sound young enough to be below age... so I didn't text her for a while to ignore the shit test)
[HB?] That didn't make sense I'm not a little kid haha
[Me] Haha yeah you had me worried there. Who are you [HB?]? (should have run a nag here)
[HB?] Who are you NakedlyFamous? (comfort phase? this is where I think I failed a bit but any criticism would be great)
[Me] I'm a blah blah blah, told her about myself. Mentioned I like to jog (trying to find out if she is in fact an HB)
[HB?] Alright I'm a blah blah blah, tells me about herself. Mentions she likes to jog too (hopefully means she is fit). Tells me she is watching a movie.
[Me] talk about her/the movie.
[HB?] Tells me she used to be a ballet dancer, tells me her last name and says I can add her on fb if I want.
[Me] Ok I'll add you [HB?] At this point it was pretty late and I was headed to bed so I'm sure I could have done something better here...
Anyways, looked her up on FB, she's an HB7. I'm pretty new to seddit/PUA so I thought I'd just have fun with this random text and it ended ok. Some criticism on my text game would be great.
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