Hey seddit, short FR about saturday night.

I went to a russian party with a friend who is not into PU, but let's start the report with what happend first.

The evening has three locations: a diner, a bar and the club.

The diner was quite crowded so while my friend (U) was at the bar and ordered some mojitos and burgers i asked a guy and a girl (HB7) if we could join them at their table. They were okay with that and the conversation was over until U brought the drinks. I then opened them by asking, if the difference between a mojito and a caipirinha is just the mint or if there is more to it (caipi at that place were about €1,50 more expensive than mojito). I transition by pointing out the cheesy 80s music video playing on the telly (total eclipse of the heart). She asked if i know the literal version of it and we made light banter on that topic, while she was ignoring her date. I felt sorry for the guy, because they already spent most of the day together (found that out while talking about drinks in the opener) and he has not yet started to kino her, though it was obvious he wanted so badly.

U and i change location to a bar, to grab a beer.

While U was in the bathroom i tried the „crazy horsegirl“ opener on HB7-8, but i botched it. I fucked it up in the story part, even though that opener was just about written for me. My little sister had a friend who was crazy horse girl, so i can actually deliver it pretty good. Usually.

I open two more sets that i did not care about with something situational and we move on to the club.

Then i stopped opening to go dancing. After being generally awesome on the dancefloor (i was dancing like noone is watching) i grab some beers, talk to some dudes and mixed sets for social value, make the error of approaching a two set and hit directly on the target and then some more dancing.

I got closer to one girl (HB6) while dancing, but she was just a horrible, horrible dancer, so i hold out my hands, she complies and i start to lead her, spin her a bit. We have fun dancing and decide to grab a brew. That was when her friends come over and told her, they wanted to leave. I open the next girl (HB7) at the bar. She was with some friends from some other party the desperation was clear as fuck in the eyes of her friends, they looked like they have not been laid in years. So when she started to kino me and said she would get us some drinks, her friend literally grabbed her and dragged her away.

They were gone for five seconds, i turn to the other side and see another HB7 standing there, observing what happened. I ask for her opinion on that (i touch on arm), she says something, i forgot what i transition to, but we high five. I move her to a place where we can sit and chat and i launch into my comfort building routine („tell me something good“) she can not come up with something, so i tell her about the upcoming family event, how awesome my family is (they are) and how much i am looking forward to seeing my little cousin again. She is 4 now, but when she was 2, i spent a weekend babysitting her [funny story about that here]. And the other good thing i can tell her about is this amazing ice cream flavour i just discovered in this little parlor blablabla. She then tells me she came up with something good, and that is how she will leave germany next month to move to argentina to be with her BF.....fml. She then spent the next ten minutes talking about him. I stop the game and we have an great talk on live and sex.

So that was my saturday night. Could have been better, could have been worse, i guess.

What i learned:

Do not approach target if in group. I know. Obvious. (edit i mean approach the entire group, not the target) Practice the transition. I do not feel good about them. What else, seddit?

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