Ok Seddit, never done an fr before so sorry I'd I do it wrong. I'm fairly intoxicated and don't feel line researching the sidebar to make sure i do it right. Had an interesting night tonight. My buddy and I went to meet some girls he knows. She had friends, he needed a wingman, obviously I obliged. Figured even if I wasn't really into his girl's friend, whom I was there to entertain, it would be good practice.

Started off well! Solid HB8, obviously I was at least physically interested. Got to talking with her, she seemed pretty damn cool actually. She was also quite drunk but so was I so I continued without paying it any mind. We play a game of pool, she's awful but i help. She sees some guys at the bar and she goes and talks to them for a bit. Ok, whatever. She's hot sure but I'm not going to hover around this chick and try to fight off every dude she talks to, i ain't no little bitch. She comes back to me, hell yeah. Ultimately get the number. We're going to go to a climbing gym tomorrow (I'm good at pool she's good at climbing, date set. I teased her about pool she can tease me about climbing. Not too shabby i think). We change venues a few times as a group and decide after the bars, the beach would be ideal. Immediately my mind goes to some sandy scene, me and her, waves, emotions, getting a bit physical, all that shit.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

We pile in the car for the beach (about 130am mind you) I'm in the back with her. Kino quite a bit, escalation of the sort that would make y'all proud. Hell, proud of myself. She gets her face in close to mine, sloppy drunk kissing for a few sec. Solid, I'm in, let's get to the beach right fucking now it's on like donkey Kong. Get to the beach, she wants a swim. Uh, lemme think...ok. Down to bra and panties, I follow suit(except, ya know, boxers). Ultimately sit on the beach, waves breaking over us making out. Getting more and more physical. Suddenly...cops. Evidently, having a case of beer half naked at a public beach at 230am is frowned upon by the FL authorities. Who knew? Cop lets us go with a $20 parking ticket and a 'maybe buying beer at the store next to the beach then going directly to the beach when a cop just left the parking lot want the best plan.' Whatever.

Ok...hey I have a pool. No sand and shit. Plus a very short walk to my bedroom. They find the idea as good as I did. Ok, so we're at my pool. Lots of fucking around. Playful shit amongst all of us. Eventually, I have hb8 to myself. Pinned against the side of my pool, others still in the pool, we're making out, I'm fingering the shit out of her. She's not being quiet. No fucks given by either of us. cool. She says in a playful tone 'you want to put it in, it'll cost you.' I think nothing of it, nearly did this on the beach anyway but she wanted a condom so I figure this will cost me a condom...sold! Continue my finger business for a minute and say let's go upstairs. She's ok with it.

This folks, is where it goes downhill.

Again with the playful it'll cost you bullshit. Haha, ok what do I have to do? '$200 and I'll go to bed with you.'

What. The. Fuck.

Obviously, fuck no bitch. I'm a lot of things but I'm not someone who's about to pay for a lay. I wasn't a dick about it, I'm by nature a very nice guy. Not easy to anger at all. Although I'm questioning my sanity not telling her off in no uncertain terms right there.

Anyway, seriously? Am I being fucking punked right now? 'yeah $200' Says something like I have literally no incentive to fuck you right now. Um what? nope, I'm not about that life. I'm good. Out of pool. She b lines it for the bathroom. I'm still in a state of shock that this actually has happened. Get her wallet and shit out of my car and put it on the table by the rest of her clothes. I'm out bye.

Left the pool. Beta? Maybe, not really on my mind at that point. text my buddy, who seemed to be getting along well with his girl, what happened. Wtf? Anywho to tell them if asked I was too drunk and went to bed.

And here I am. I wish I could somehow offer proof of my story. Reading it, I'm not convinced I would believe it.

Can anyone make sense of this foolishness?