I know this isn't a typical first person field report, but this PUA deserves a post.

Me being a cashier was just wizzing people through speedy-checkout at the local grocery store, eves dropping as usual. A couple costumers into my lane were a mid 20 year old female and a low 30(?) male. He opened to her about how the frozen strawberries she is buying are excellent dipped in honey, they chatted about it, he led it to chocolate dipped strawberries, at which point after a couple of negs and a DHV of casually paying with $100 bill, he sealed a # close with a plan for chocolate dipped strawberries.

To the anonymous possible sedditor or generic PUA; fuck you, I wanted her.