Had gone out with my brother to dinner at an Indian place with good food when afterwards I thought I would head out to a local bowling alley bar here in town. Place was pretty even in business this night, a Thursday, and the only attractive ladies appeared to be behind the bar (hate when that happens)

I started bullshitting with bartenders and everyone when I saw a girl I had seen walking in from the outside sitting alone at the bar.

She had actually opened me up, this girl, who we'll call JJ. I had gone to high school nearby and she asked me if I had attended it. I responded by asking her if she was a stalker and had looked me up on scholasticstalk.org. Giggles and what not.

Now, this girl was very attractive in a hat, I must say. However, she had a face where, when she removed that hat, it was an entirely different story. So I would say a 6 without hat, 8 with. She was also tall. I like tall. She also had a very nice butt :)

So we end up chatting. She was having a hard time as she was worried about a military friend who was having troubles back home so I did something that I generally do not do successfully because I am dude. I listened and I didn't say shit. My only response was a nod. She kept sharing and was quite emotionally upset. I gave her a hug. She needed one. Then things relaxed a bit and she was beginning to feel better. We bullshit a bit more. She had a kid and an asshole ex like so many single moms. She was ex military and she liked to volunteer around the bar by giving people rides home when they were too drunk.

By this time she was pretty much attached at my hip and I was fine with that. By now our conversation had turned to, somehow, masturbation. She said that she preferred that her partners do not do that. This, obviously, blew my fucking mind. According to her, she, herself, had not had sex nor an orgasm in 10 years. I then shared that I was in a few different relationships at the time and gave her my full story, emphasis on not wanting to settle down anytime soon. She gave me some guff about this one but I calmly responded to many of them. I wish I had more detail as to HOW, but this pickup was a LONG time ago so a lot of the details have since slipped through the cracks. Suffice it to say that you should answer this question 100% honestly. My answer was most likely along the lines of that I wanted to meet women, many women, and I was not ashamed nor reluctant in sharing myself with them nor them me. I stuck to this and did not give (something I have had to do a LOT esp after closing them). BUT, I digress. Back to the woman who hadn't touched her cookie in 10 years.

In my mind a voice was screaming, "HELP THIS WOMAN!!!"

So, my initial reaction was to completely dress her down for this opinion as I viewed it as unhealthy lol (which is true!). Somehow I made it through this without losing my got dammed mind and we were bullshitting outside. Up to now I had gotten some great KINO with the hug, confronted a semi-shit test with the no masturbation thing, and was getting fantastic IOI as she was not leaving my side. So, outside, I proceeded to the kiss close and it was successful.

Shortly after that she asked if I was going to need a ride home. I said that would be great as I had had a few too many and whether or not she had a ride home from my place (I was house sitting for my parents at the time). She said that she did not, that she would be staying there over night. Quick blink to myself and I agreed. For someone who hadn't gotten any in 10 years she sure was.... forward.

So we quit the bar shortly after that and cruized back to my folk's house. I gave her the tour. We had been alluding to and joking about sex all night long, so there was a little tension in the air.

This is usually my area of trouble or a place where I fail to get through. Where the target is at a place where the close can occur. My heels get cold. Not so much fear as too much dammed patience.

So we kept talking and had a nice intimate conversation on the back deck where she shared with me a sexual assault that she had suffered at work. She was emotional again so I stood up and hugged her. Told her nothing she did brought that about and it was none of her fault. I also let slide the contradiction between not having sex and this as that made sense to me. Lots of very serious conversation in this pickup.

A wee bit later and we were pretty tossed. Had been drinking since we had gotten home. I believe I was coming in from the back deck and I heard water running. The bathroom door was open a crack so I looked in and she was showering.

Moment of truth, gentlemen. You have a vulnerable woman showering naked in your bathroom with the door open. POPQUIZ HOTSHOT!

With all that had happened previously to bring us together and a LOT of kissing (the subsequent ones are always easier, after all) I said, "Fuck it," got completely naked, and went in. Make out ensued, followed by oral in the living room, and some fantastic sex in the bedroom. She finally got her cookie. She also did this AMAZING thing with her ass where she would like pop it (think dance move) during doggie. The result was awesome. Just me on my knees not moving while she did this amazing thing with her pussy and ass.

Was glorious. That woman should not have taken herself off the shelf, lemme tell you.