So I have been going to a bar near my house recently as the enviroment there is nice and there is some quality hanging out often. Cheap, dive type, and not too bad. Generally the crowd varies from crust bar regulars and tenders to a more young aesthetically pleasing group. I honestly like talking to them both, however.

On this night I had some back to chat with a married German girl who works there who is just smoking hot. An easy 10 in my small book. Very personable who indicated that I was attractive the first time she met me so I figured, why not?

I had over reached my hand that night, however, by attempting too soon to pick up her number with a new technique I have been trying by asking her to spell her name so I could add it correctly to my phone. She wagged a finger at me like Colbert and I was back a few steps.

So I returned on this night to find out that the bartender there was an older, very unattractive lady, so I was ass out in that department, but there is always still fun to be had so I was there to have it.

I had started the evening by playing some music and spotted and older and younger lady sitting across the bar and, since the people near me had vacated, I sat myself down between a that pair and another, married girl to my left. About mid thirties.

Girl looked young (on my right) so I immediately did something that I would not recommend and launched into asking her when she was going to graduate High School? She indicated that she was in college . After this a conversation ensued about age and how old we all were. She guessed I was 28 (yay!). I am 36.

I am also a budding stand up comedian and had my actual first material in my back pocket that night. I was going to use that to open girls up, "Hey, need you to listen to this, see if it can make you laugh," and, in this place, it worked.

My premises (comedy lead ins) all have to be with me being ADD (true) and, after bringing it up her mom says, "Well, be sure it's snappy, because I have ADD and I'll be lost if it isn't."

I said, "Well that leads into my stuff perfectly, material."

First joke started out talking about ADD, their problems, and the drugs they prescribe with basically seem to complicate every single one of them. Went over fairly well and then I led into how it affected me. How I went on stimulants (speed) became out of control horny and had to go to a therapy session where the female therapist asked me what was really going on and I told her. Everything. End result being that she refused to see me anymore haha.

Now, one would normally think that this kind of story is the one that you do NOT share, but I am perfectly ok with all that happened in that situation and exuded just that. No remorse. Especially for being a man and actually containing sexual desires like every other human on the planet.

Began a back and forth the cute, young, and come to find out, tall girl. I LOVE tall women and she was easily 5 ft 11 and a half, not fat, and a HUGE rack. Thrusters were set on impulse 9.

I stood her up to determine her height (push/pull stand up... no do it. Now.)

Just kept it light and funny and she was, herself, very on it. I was impressed. Made me think she could hang with yours truly for a bit of time and not bug me out. All good things... all good things.

So I switched off between chatting her and the girl to my left up (married). Chance to smoke came up and we stepped outside for one. It was balls cold that night. I was getting the IOI with a lot of smiles and eye contact, although she seemed a bit shy and looked away a lot (another IOI) so I went in for a kiss and did just that.

A bit later she ended up giving me her number, I texted her, and she left with her step-mom. She texted me a bit later and I said that I was all down because she had left and I had no more fun left. She came back. I ended up warming up my freezing hands in her arm pits, between her knees, and other place to establish a bit of KINO, but by then we were already kissing rather heavily.

It was here that I started playing my dick game. I'm a lucky guy and I sometimes refer to my ween as being less than impressive. Today is was a pinky sized one. I vary this between that description and its actual description for which I have a stunt penis stand in named Boris (my game is really goofy).

I had indicated that I was going to be interested in going down to the nearest small city to sing karaoke that night (I can also sing) and she was interested in coming along. However, found out that they were not having that anymore at that location so we just closed down the bar we were at. From there we went immediately to my house and hung out in my car smoking and making out for a bit. It was already established as to what was going to happen so much so that there were no barriers or questions (not that you EVER ask to do ANYTHING. EVER!) and we had a glorious morning.

For being, what I though, so attractive, this girl was a very delineated lesson in the fact that no matter how attractive a girl may be, she will STILL have hangups about what you may think is a banging body. Was a major turn off and I told her so. She's working on it :)

Ta da!