I pregamed a little at my friends house. I usually go out with my best friend and it's boiled down to a formula for me, I need help. For the tl;dr I basically can't close.

  1. I go out with my friend, sometimes a mixed group. There are usually girls who meet us there. We pregame and whatnot. Drink 4locos and snort speed or something. I haven't gone out sober since I've had a good experience with speed (this was about 3 weeks ago, not like forever haha), I don't care if I drink or not but I often do some amphetamine. This time we went to a friend's house, talked, chilled and I snorted a few lines of speed.

  2. When we get there, my friend usually wants to get a drink. I don't buy drinks so I usually wait for him. If my friend doesn't, I usually ask if he wants to dance with girls. More often than not, they will either say later, or I have a friend who says no. I like no better since I can stop waiting. This time I went with a breakdancing group. He went to get drinks and helped get a girl into the club. I lent her my scarf since she was cold. He was at the bar, and I decided eventually to stop waiting for him. He didn't talk to a new girl at all. We made a circle and danced in it, I was looking out of it to sneak peeks at girls. I I went to a girl dancing by herself. Grabbed her hand, smiled and we danced. She told me her boyfriend was coming. I didn't care, I still danced. She eventually told me to stop. I shook a guy's hand who was watching over her and left. I tried dancing with another girl, but she didn't like me and told me to dance with her Asian friend. She was ugly but I was like whatever. I did and she hated me, she just walked off. We had two girls with us, I was trying to figure out who I wanted to dance with so I did both. A guy came up to one and she told him she was with our group. He didn't care, they danced and I danced with her sister. She was way thicker and I was grinding on her, but she said she had a bf. I tried again until they had to go to the bathroom. Secret girl escape! I shook the guys hand and told him good shit, i got to dance with the other girl.

  3. I enjoy dancing. I will now start procrastinating/looking for a girl to dance with. If we have girls they will sometimes dance. If not, I make a circle looking for a cutie. I go up to the first one, grab her hand and look her in the eyes, asking if she wants to dance. If she refuses, but still holds my hand, I start dancing with her. I move my hands to her hips and start moving. If she doesn't move enough or later ejected me, I leave. The first set is always the hardest. It's why I like mixed groups since you can often dance with them and warm yourself up. I sometimes dance alone if no girls strike my fancy as well. I did a few dances and sometimes used the booty bump to try and dance with girls. Danced with a few more girls but no closes.

  4. I keep doing this. I fail with a lot of girls but I always dance with a few. I don't do any closes. It sucks. I need help on closing. The club closed and I left. Boo!