So after about a week on Tinder and exhausting the women in my area I got maybe a dozen matches which led to three conversations which led to one date with a HB6, which lasted 30 minutes and went horribly.

We met at an ice cream place where we chatted about work, only because I had nothing else to talk about. Then her friend (who is better looking than I am) showed up and they talked for about 10 minutes. After he left she pretty much started texting the whole time. After another five minutes she offered to leave. I didn't even try to get her number or set up a second date, I bored her to death and both of us knew it. I went home and immediately started writing this and now I'm waiting for her to unmatch me. This is the only way I know how to meet women and I've already failed completely at it. I'm probably going to be a virgin forever.

EDIT: Do you guys only upvote success stories? Seriously?